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a cartoon cat with yellow eyes and sharp teeth Alt: a cartoon cat with yellow eyes and sharp teeth snowball from simpsons hugs pam anderson on the teevee

baby stay

i’ve had cats so long that people i like think they’re boring me because of my slow blinking

once i figure out how to meditate i will be almost stoppable

it says something about me that i read couch instead of country

- HOA president/guy with giant inflatable Santa in his yard in May

Every American needs to watch this:

Oh... my mood sucks because I'm hungry. Oops 💀

they made a basket!!! 🧺

washing and hiding the shot glasses is part of the recipe.

i used their shot glasses to make sugar cookies let’s see if they notice

no alt text :/

six bills

spam! farts’ Dracula oooooo

everyone is always imagining a Werner Herzog/Farts Johnson interaction,

an ad for adult swim shows a cartoon character and a radio Alt: a cartoon meatball named meatwad groovin and dancin to ” i want candy.” carl his neighbor is also feeling the rhythm, cleaning his car, and stripped the paint off. the lyrics of the song include six one two wharf avenue right next to the gentlemans club. Adult Swim was the hours for grownup cartoons like Aqua Teen Hunger Force

dancing is good and cool actually

istg it’s like living with shoresy

(so dumb!)

I usually don't care but I'm glad it exists because on occasion it gives us gems like "Sailor Moon no-diffs the God-Emperor"

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

a happy hearts and hooves day greeting card Alt: a happy hearts and heroes day greeting card

ghg voice!

H I, spun the helm but we were docked

(crossed my fingers , didn’t beg,
knew you knew i liked you, knew you, knew it, figured desperate guys never had a chance)

an ad for adult swim shows a cartoon character and a radio Alt: a cartoon meatball named meatwad groovin and dancin to ” i want candy.” carl his neighbor is also feeling the rhythm, cleaning his car, and stripped the paint off. the lyrics of the song include six one two wharf avenue right next to the gentlemans club. Adult Swim was the hours for grownup cartoons like Aqua Teen Hunger Force

dancing is good and cool actually

ketamine therapy is expensive and it’s really, really bland.

without digging, i can count eleven carabiners and nobody will tell me why

this is not about tobias wolff either ;)

toby’s a kid who is completely normal for a poet. i don’t think toby should be on here even if they wear pink floyd shirts. i just wanted to put that out in the universe.

floyd! omg why isn’t toby on here

when you do it? a little more than zero.

i see it

zig zag lies in the shape of half a heart or cake frosting pulsing to my left

Ride glides lateral?