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Crazy that β€œSavage” is still a last name

16.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apologies, I had bad information. Leaving post up

15.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kenneth McMillan as Baron Harkonnen in DUNE (1984)

Kenneth McMillan as Baron Harkonnen in DUNE (1984)

14.11.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it true President Trump passed away this evening?

14.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for this

13.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has Trump resigned? Was in meetings

12.11.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m hearing Trump will resign this afternoon

12.11.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trunk after the guy passed out

Trunk after the guy passed out

06.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People really hate his ass

05.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
People playing a precursor of baseball hundreds of years ago

People playing a precursor of baseball hundreds of years ago

I have doubts about how these guys would fare in the modern game.

04.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 04.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.11.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

I’m going to miss the β€œDoc” commercials

02.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s busy

02.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ad with three guys holding ziploc bags of blue pills at a Home Depot and it says β€œWalgreens Hides This $1 Generic Viagra - Here's the Aisle It's Really In.”

Ad with three guys holding ziploc bags of blue pills at a Home Depot and it says β€œWalgreens Hides This $1 Generic Viagra - Here's the Aisle It's Really In.”

Tfw when you and the guys find the Walgreens aisle with $1 generic viagra

31.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m liking these commercials where people have conversations with their computers

26.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Minnesota legends

24.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no

21.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wtf

18.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should make a TV ad about someone whose personality is the team that they root for and why that is funny

09.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A big wall at Dave and busters in downtown Brooklyn with the New York pro sports teams but not the Liberty

A big wall at Dave and busters in downtown Brooklyn with the New York pro sports teams but not the Liberty

The Dave and Busters across the street from
Barclays Center has a wall of New York teams that includes the High-A Brooklyn Cyclones but not the world champion New York Liberty

04.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

30.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2800    πŸ” 533    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 41

No we don’t

29.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The lady who said Obama fans attacked her and wrote B on her face for Barack Obama but the B is backwards because she did it herself

The lady who said Obama fans attacked her and wrote B on her face for Barack Obama but the B is backwards because she did it herself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_...

24.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new Shaq carvana ad is pretty good

24.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up.

23.09.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended.

It got about four minutes during the hours it was happeningβ€”less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

21.09.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6848    πŸ” 2635    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 108

😣

15.09.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ad from the New York post that says β€œBlind husband regains his sight, but doesn't tell his wife and he realizes...” I think you’re supposed to click to see what he realizes

Ad from the New York post that says β€œBlind husband regains his sight, but doesn't tell his wife and he realizes...” I think you’re supposed to click to see what he realizes

Some personal news

15.09.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But it’s the β€œviolent left” that’s the problem

13.09.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19904    πŸ” 6720    πŸ’¬ 653    πŸ“Œ 226

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