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Principal Engineer https://actual.inc, Dark Forestry https://s2.lol

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Latest posts by somewhere.systems on Bluesky

software is clearly not over — it’s just entering its luteal phase

10.02.2026 12:18 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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short political satire film by Claude “about ICE”

09.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

this is real work because its cool

07.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I gave Claude Opus 4.6 access to Replicate and ElevenLabs in its entirety and every hour it makes a video about "whatever".

This is the first one it made, ocean.mp4

07.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 44    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

“The Floor is Lava” but with all organic material

06.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Homie Vulgaris Bonus: Its all connected
YouTube video by HomieVulgaris Homie Vulgaris Bonus: Its all connected

Had a blast recording with @birdrespecter.bsky.social following the Mayo, folks where it leads is not good. Sub to the homie.gives for the full elsiode!

06.02.2026 06:07 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

There's plenty of data that waymo is safer than average US drivers

But even ignoring that, just think—waymo does 500k trips/week now, if they had were even close to the crash rate of normal drivers they'd be killing a pedestrian like every other week
www.understandingai.org/p/human-driv...

06.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 348    🔁 35    💬 13    📌 6

well yeah, that’s because the cars carry on the spirit of Tesla drivers. its like if dodge charger made a taxi it’d be 200x over the median for car crashes

06.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

self-driving vehicles are significantly safer than human-operated ones

06.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

shout out to my brave filipino soldiers for writing 65k lines of code with claude today

06.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I literally can’t read

06.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cool how everyone just takes things at face value now, reducing them down to nearly impossible technicalities. I’m sure that 300 ms delay between SF and The Philippines is awesome for driving

06.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 110    🔁 22    💬 4    📌 2

you’re so right man claude code when it gets stuck makes an API call to a call center in the Philippines

06.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 81    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

asking for an oxymoron

04.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

low language skills, civilizationally behind, largely around to provide close to nothing of material progressive value while misunderstanding the complexities of modern society

04.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anarchists are probably the modern day equivalent of barbarians, but nobody is brave enough to have this conversation

04.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

more like slava nobrainy

03.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

minnesota has become a psyop to make me like will stancil

03.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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how some of y’all be fr

03.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

imagine being worried about opsec on arguably what is the most open, scrapable, and identifiable social platform in all existence

02.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 35    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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daily affirmations

02.02.2026 11:14 — 👍 118    🔁 18    💬 6    📌 8

Also they should just kill everyone in the files just to be safe

01.02.2026 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not mentioned which means I’m going to heaven

01.02.2026 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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cool

01.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People who retweet themselves are sociopaths

31.01.2026 14:05 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

People who retweet themselves are sociopaths

31.01.2026 14:05 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

I mute extremely sparingly because even morons have good posts sometimes. For example, me

31.01.2026 02:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s so funny that people post this OPSEC shit on Bluesky, a website that is by design trivially easy to scape and data-mine.

30.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 544    🔁 47    💬 12    📌 1

kind of impressed people don’t realize that solidarity with religious blocs which will, if given a chance, attempt to erase you is kind of pointless

31.01.2026 02:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I do not want to hear about the Reddit bot farm anymore just like I do not want to hear about the people playing dolls with LLMs in Discord anymore.

If you are good at writing CUDA kernels and obsessive about inference-time optimization, please reach out to me. There is real work to do

31.01.2026 02:29 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 1

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