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It will suck so hard if the singularity happens under Trump

When he made his return and i called him on this specifically, he implied that well, maybe Malcolm did do something wrong, who’s to say?

GPT-5 tomorrow. My informed lay man’s guess is that it will be substantial but incremental improvements, and that incremental improvements are going to be enough to see negative effects in the white collar labor market

People underestimate how often the role of a lawyer is “someone I can blame/sue if this decision I already wanted to make goes wrong”

I’ve thought for a while that state licensing boards could go after ChatGPT for unauthorized practice of medicine/law

One of the predictable side effects of the gutting of the FDA will be the proliferation of drugs backed by fraudulent science by companies looking to make a quick buck. If the government cuts funding for actual research, fake research (which is MUCH cheaper!) will step in to fill the gap.

lmao this is so good for mamdani

If it wasn’t a block of clauses I’d assume intentional—but they leave, eg, the right of Congress to create a uniform law of naturalization. If someone were fucking around, they wouldn’t include that

I don’t think they would have intentionally removed the right of Congress to establish a navy

This is so strange that I have to assume it’s accidental

“They want to destroy our history.” Yes, your history of glorifying treasonous slave-drivers should be condemned to damnatio memoriae

“They should be in a museum where they can be viewed in their appropriate historical context” was far too liberal-minded of us. They should be melted down and their raw materials used to make statues of abolitionists

"Surprise, you're working for ICE when you thought you were going to be helping people survive disasters" is such a disgusting bait-and-switch.

The Won’t See Conference

They are all of them traitors

*ever

Hey, gpt 5 is probably coming out this week. Maybe the machine god will put us all out of our misery sooner rather than later

I see a future where zoomers hate elder millennials wayyyy worse than millennials Eve hated boomers

This is not true. A main drive for woo is the feeling of being treated like just another patient instead of someone special, which happens in just about all systems. Germany, with strong universal care, has tons of woo, so does China, with its very weak and inadequate insurance system.

I just got $27.05 in a data breach class action settlement and I have to say, thank you to one of my fellow plaintiff’s lawyers for buying me lunch, much appreciated!

I think they’ve finally found a lie too stupid for the Trump base

I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.

Hey hey RFK… How many kids did you kill today?

If they come up with a couple black 14 year olds to charge there will basically be no amount of evidence that could convince me they did this

Ok found the old manuscript I was looking for

*males

Big Balls beaten black, blue by boyish-but-burgeoning Balkans bruisers! Bloviating blagojevich-blesser blusters: “bad!”

The American reichstag fire is big balls being beaten up by the mob

You just don’t understand how high agency makes compete

This has right wing Jussie Smollett vibes