Happy Hallidaise

Love that the new raid coming out in 7.4 features magical gay demon surfer boys.

Congratulations, that’s so cool! 🥂

okayyy werk!

which ones?!

Dawn is living rent free in my mind rn

Remember boys, the first hole you penetrate is the nostril. Take a shower and put some damn cologne on!

Partied so hard in Austin but it feels so nice to be back in Seattle!

He’s baaaaaack! 🥵

happy cake day! 🥳

Prefiero trabajar en lo que sea más cómodo. Me gustan los pijamas pero a veces necesito el boost de autoestima con pantalones y un polerón.

all he knows is eat hot chip and eye

A blue cap with the word sportsball written on it.

Found a hat made specifically for @swilua.bsky.social at the local art market

Man with gauges and swoopy emo hair slightly out of focus to accentuate the fact that he’s holding a gun at the camera with the quote “I differ” written on it. (let it be noted that the gun is a .22 so it’s really not even that scary)

I would beg to differ, but I don’t beg so:

Stache with stubble 😤

So if you suck on the TV demon’s nips, do you get shocked? asking for a friend

Lightning McQueen from Cars pulling the pavement machine

Rose from Titanic when she's being spun around and dancing

Jack Nicholson from the Shining sticking his head thru a busted door

Galadriel from Lord of the Rings demonstrating her power

Wicked (no spoilers)

they were supposed to be smothered and covered, I fear they were out of the fixins tonight

it is everything I could’ve hoped for

Currently losing my Waffle House virginity

A white stoat wearing an elegant tweed suit with a red vest. He holds a lantern out, autumn leaves swirling at his ankles, while an banner flutters over his head that reads "Unclench your jaw."

Hey you

Me, a(n ex) Mormon

My ancestral recipe Aunt Maurine's Potato Casserole 8 large potatoes with skins on-cook till dond but firm • ‡ cup butter 1 can cream of chicken soup 1 pint of sour cream 1 cup green onions chopped finely 14 cups shreaded cheddar cheese 1 tsp. salt $ tsp. pepper crushed cornflakes, buttered Peel and grate potatoes. Heat butter, soup, and onions. Stir in cheese and sour cream. Stir into potatoes. Put in 9 x 13 baking dish. Put buttered crumbs on top. Bake 30 min. at 350°

All the things, ready to made funeral potatoes on my stove

They’re not real Mormon Funeral Potatoes unless they’re made by a Mormon. Otherwise they’re sparkling potato casserole

I took a Spanish poetry class in college that helped, but try looking up palabras agudas, llanas, esdrújulas, and sobreesdrújulas!

well, what we really need is an eleka-nahmenon? a what?? an ELEKA-NAHMENON!!

Texas is changing my life 😂

Two burgers today?! #blessed

Have you played Dispatch already? 👀 I haven’t picked it up yet, but I really enjoyed the demo!

got peppermint body lotion and a pine scented candle at Marshall’s

Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea

Al if he was into watersports: