Ben 🦝

I do my best to never look at light chocolate so I’m unsure

A packaged bar of salted 70% dark chocolate

this shit is my cocaine

Big same, proud of you!!

Going to see family for a long weekend and of course I left my medication on the kitchen counter and forgot to pack it 😭

I liked that one too

I’m listening!!

Screenshot of the trailer for Zootopia 2 on YouTube

they should have called this twotopia… zootwopia… zoo2pia… twozoopia… idk lemme cook

I dare you to keep this there and make it the focal point of the room

Assessment was probably a better word to use but oh well, it was speaking to a doctor to find out if I have it!

a woman is sitting on a couch looking at herself in a mirror and smiling ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch looking at herself in a mirror and smiling

Me using my apple pencil to play hearthstone

I tried it on phone but just couldn’t handle how small and cramped it feels

Now that you mention it I’ve literally never seen it, I love playing it on my iPad lol

Wait I love this I want a cake

To the shock of nobody, the results came back positive!!

i have my autism screening this evening wish me luck xoxo

That slowdive album is so timeless

So you’re saying you slept with a spider

I’m thankful they’re so rare where I live atm, growing up you’d hear them every single night buzzing around your face as you try to sleep 😭 I think it fine tuned my brain to echolocate them

Woke up with a crushed mosquito in my hand so I clearly committed violent murder in my sleep

They spent it all on the drugs Cynthia and Ari were clearly on in the last press tour

I didn’t think it could get worse than the original poster of them both stood on ugly photoshopped cliffs but somehow they outdid themselves

They make me want a martini real bad

got these olives from the store that are stuffed with garlic cloves, pickled jalapeño slices, and chilli flakes and holy fuck they're like cocaine the way im inhaling them

What are they gonna do? Throw leaves at me?

Deserved

Did you get anything nice? 👀

Happy actual birthday! 🥰

Trust I’ll be finding every opportunity to use bigfoot too

9 new Unicode emojis coming soon, including; open treasure chest full of gold, jumping Orca, trombone, cartoon fight cloud, apple core, ballet dancer, mountain with rock slide, fish-eye lens staring face, and bigfoot

New emojis announced and I fear that distorted face is going straight to the top of my most used the second it’s available