𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚

🧊"And... who exactl-hee are 'They'? ho?"🧊

🎃"Yeah, it could've... but it wasn't, ho..."🎃

🧊"Hee-how'd you even survive anyhow?"🧊

🎃"Almost... died?"🎃

🧊"Sounds hee-horrible..."🧊

🎃"You... don't have one anymore? hee-how?"🎃

🧊"This certainl-hee raises more questions than answers!"🧊

🎃"It doesn't? ho?"🎃

🧊"Why?"🧊

🎃"Eh, I get it, ho..."🎃

🧊"Could.. your what? ho?"🧊

🎃"I... think he's speakin' about his Persona? ho?"🎃

🧊"Ho, well... Potentiall-hee?"🧊

🧊"Duh! ho! of course we can!"🧊

🎃"We've always been able to! hee-ho!"🎃

🧊"Hmm, who's the guy with the beanie? ho?"🧊

🎃"...Oddl-hee enough, I sense a severe amount of power from him... perhaps he's one of those 'Persona users'?"🎃

🎃"Well I've hee-heard walking on real terrain helps you exercise more than something like a treadmill..."🎃

🎃"Yeah. probabl-hee because you don't trust them with an-hee-thing, always thinkin' you're right!"🎃

🎃"Hee-hell! I bet you're gonna use my words as 'slander' against your precious news company! well go a-hee-head! I know it won't work!"🎃

🎃"It's good for exercise! ho!"🎃

🎃"So-ho... in better terms.... we-hee investigated ourselves and came to the conclusion that we did nothing wrong, ho?"🎃

🎃"...For people who are reall-hee eager to 'speak the truth', you're reall-hee good at lying..."🎃

*Pyro Jack had just gotten up a bit ago, lurking around, seeing how things were outside.... such a peaceful day...*

*He rubbed his eyes, deciding to float around for a bit of a walk... perhaps he'd see someone he recognizes along the way....*

🎃"Wait, you've never tried it? ho?"🎃

🎃"Geez, you're missin' out!"🎃

🎃"Ah... that makes some sense..."🎃

🎃"Have you ever considered taking a hee-hike sometime though? ho?"🎃

🎃"Hee-how have you ran out of things to do today? it's only the afternoon! ho!"🎃

🎃"You... kept it in your pocket? Ho?"🎃

🧊"...And it just... hasn't gone bad or anything? hee-how?"🧊

🎃"You're the rude one hee-re! and you're lazy too!"🎃

🧊"Quit bein' a hee-ho and do your damn job!!!"🧊

🧊"I bel-hee-ieve that's what the hee-humans refer to as a... 'skill issue'? ho?"🧊

🎃"...The hee-hell? where'd you get that pancake fro- aaaaaaand it's gone..."🎃

🧊"What does 'get this pancake' hee-ven mean? ho?"🧊

{Would love to interact with 'em more, but yes, I absolutely do.}

🎃"Welp, I have finall-hee made this chicken fried steak you all keep saying is great!"🎃

*It's... a chicken, deep fried, on top of an equally deep fried steak... well... at least this dish is EDIBLE... and is at least a START to some decent cooking from Pyro...*

🎃"I think we-hee should ask the same to you, ho."🧊

🎃"A-AGAIN WITH PEOPLE TALKIN' ABOUT THESE 'CREEPY PASTA'S'! HO!"🎃

🎃"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HO!"🎃

🎃"I don't think I've hee-heard of these 'creepy pasta' things..."🎃

🎃"Is it a dish? can I make and eat it? ho?"🎃

🎃"...Today feels like a lazy day..."🎃

🎃"...I kinda wanna cook something again!"🎃

*DO NOT LET PYRO COOK! HE'S GONNA SCREW EVERYTHING UP!!!*

🎃"...I thought I hee-heard something but... eh, must be the wind, ho..."🎃

🎃"Goooood afternoon ever-hee-one!"🎃

🎃"...I was kinda thinkin' of hee-headin' to Miura Beach, since summer's almost ho-ver and I hee-haven't been to a single beach this year!"🎃

🎃"If an-hee-one wants to go, just let me-hee know! ho!"🎃

🎃"...What kinda idiot leaves a comic on the side of the road, it's basicall-hee free literature...."🎃

🎃"Oh, which one was it? uhh..."🎃

🎃"...I'm prett-hee sure this is one of those old Daredevil comics, ho... apparently they're really popular now..."🎃

{Back from P5... And... I forgot to mention, this is my third damn playthrough, and I still hated that half the gameplay for the first 3 hours is tutorials that mean NOTHING after a first playthrough.}

{Even so, it's whatever, I have fun playing it, so I get used to the long tutorials...}