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THE HOST WITH THE LEAST!!!

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weird bug guy infestation.

. are they bugs, actually??

23.10.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why are there so many of this thing

23.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i feel like i've mentioned everyone being freaked out, but it keeps getting worse.

21.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can't believe people want that guy.

20.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

// we gotta kill that guy

20.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

kinda want her

20.10.2025 06:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*awkward staring,,,*

alrighty then.

20.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

// sliding tenna towards people who are going to probably kill her (teehee)

20.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a fair response!

forgive my intrusion.

20.10.2025 06:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what's got you so upset?

20.10.2025 06:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i was going to make a joke about a stop light, but there'd need to be a yellow one

20.10.2025 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i was a host, i needed a big presence!

i guess i just got too used to walking with them on.

20.10.2025 06:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

..

*she very slowly looks down.*

ah, yeah. those.

20.10.2025 06:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just asking questions.

*girl you are literally shorter than this person.*

20.10.2025 06:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why's everyone so short around here?

*bitch everyone can tell you're wearing stilts you sit on a throne of LIES*

20.10.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm always missing what seems like very important information

20.10.2025 05:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

who the fuck is mike

20.10.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hm,,

20.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
GO TO HELL!! .. IM SO FUCKING BUSY !!!

GO TO HELL!! .. IM SO FUCKING BUSY !!!

— TEMP PINNED.

FELL!BATTAT / SMALL MIKE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG

20.10.2025 02:39 — 👍 10    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 1

// my tenna interacting with characters that are close to regular tenna fills me with idea

20.10.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no, just. that is definitely a sentence

20.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

. what

20.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

how's everyone doing tonight?

20.10.2025 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

but. um. good for them??

19.10.2025 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have no idea what people see in that guy.

19.10.2025 04:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a bit of an. odd thing to say, but i guess i retired for a reason.

19.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

first of my..

*she pauses for a second.*

ah, yes! sometimes i forget i'm not the only one.

18.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ah, an inventor!

i always found that sort of thing impressive, i was never all that mechanically-minded.

18.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

wait, i said that last time.

oops.

18.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

forgive the intermission, folks!

18.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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