Nick P

lol by what logic is Buffalo v Winnipeg blacked out in Ottawa. Whose territory goes to where now?

I never knew just how illiterate Wayne Gretzky was

I was looking up the Spengler Cup teams this year and chrome translated IFK Helsinki's website....

At the Sens game

I didn't know Zub had moves like that?

Found your mom in D&D tonight

based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens

the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now

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Given the chance of Dallas getting 20 points is precisely 0.00%, I respectfully disagree

Strange times afoot in concacaf

Wow Haiti and Curaçao to qualify if nothing changes and Costa Rica and Honduras to miss out ⚽

The Albanian Derby

I like how BTTF 2 made future Vietnam a travel destination because it seemed so outlandish in the '80s but it's like no, you guys actually got that one exactly right

At the

Canada v Ecuador ⚽
Ottawa v Boston 🏒
New England v NY Jets 🏈

Insane conditions, CPL champs, CONCACAF Cup qualified, still wet

You have to wear your poison resistance ring on that court or you are going to be healing constantly

Can dreams really come true. Are we not infinite beings of light

Thunderkok jizzed on me during a show once and that's the kind of Canadian experience worth exporting to the world

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

Watching this game is hard work

You kinda knew that Mookie was eventually going to start Mooking

Put me in Coach. I’m fucking STUPID with it, Coach. I’m fucking IDIOT on it, Coach. Put me IN, Coach. I’m Hunkin’ this shit DUMB BOY style, Coach.

They're going to make a movie out of Yesavage. Something Disney and crappy

Mookie's had a look like he's reliving war trauma all night long

Seriously this fuckin kid. And also this defense just swallowing everything while the Dodgers have some kind of fuck up on a routine basis

This fuckin kid

I’ve got serious constitutional questions now