Tamper Proof Lid

They are calling him the most tucked in man in historyb

Your bangs are fucking ok fleek bro

Tampa bay fighting boston in hockey to see who gets tom brady is embarassing imo

Falling asleep thinking about how I gotta buy zebra cakes tomorrow

La prigione della contea

Babe do you like movies the Grammys is on

It’s a Sunday night for fuck’s sake

Do any of these peoples at the Grammys have fucking jobs Jesus Christ

Babe did Vivaldi have bars?

Crazy it’s the Oscar’s tonight I forgot

Lmao

I dunno I wasn’t there

“The best a man can get”? Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Drive into the fucking ocean

I always knew gilette was fucked up

Wilbur Hoedamn

Like the cigarette guy not some sex thing

Hoe Camel

Bro did you piss Bubba off bro. We can’t be pissing Bubba off bro

Yeah that’s the one

Just fucking limbs getting mangled by Minnie’s

Stannard swinging part of his battalion out to create fire on two sides of the minions and just fucking ripping their confederate bullshit apart

The Union Winning at Gettysburg was goated

The minions getting fucking mowed down in pickett’s charge

Then I’m ironing while either watching a game or listening to music, some meditating or reading, then you already Know my ass getting in bed

Making a new dinner tonight. Wish us luck (it’s easy and is gonna be good)

Was gonna read but the cat curled up right where I wanna rest the book so I’m Posting

Somberly: “banana”

I called the gambling addiction helpline and they put me on speaker and were making fun of my bets and laughing

Like he fucks up Which one is hands and which one is feet and head and shit

Guy who doesn’t know what body parts are called but is otherwise put together