@readuction.bsky.social
Shitposter 🤩
The Road to Dumbasscus
21.04.2025 20:56 — 👍 117 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0I’ve had him in fantasy in three consecutive years. He has always had a solid RBI floor, less power this year, but he just decided hey fuck it I’m an amazing base stealer this year and every once in a while I just say “god damn” out loud after I randomly start thinking about it again
08.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 029 stolen bases in the regular season. Fucking incredible
08.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They own much of the Kansas City metropolitan area which is very funny imo
08.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Repeatedly calling a microphone a “Hot Michael” until the A/V guy hits me with a baseball bat
08.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0@swordboy.social
08.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damocles has other weapons too but all everyone wants to talk about his sword 🙄
07.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 2Pushing The Envelope (myself into an envelope)
08.10.2025 12:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sealing myself in a large envelope. Might get mailed. Might just go on a shelf
07.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 251 🔁 52 💬 2 📌 0This is also how baylor swift was done to us tbh but it goes kanye at Grammies to whatever it is now
08.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Washington Capitals 2025-26 Season #AllCaps
08.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let Us Fuckint Go, Boys!!!!
08.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The synthesis of Shitpostint and Washington Capitals Fandom is ever present . But you are correct that today, today is a Big Day for that from a TPL perspective
08.10.2025 12:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Am I the biggest Washington Capitals fan? That doesn’t matter (yes). Am I the most handsome Washington Capitals fan? A lady never tells (subtly, but yes). Am I the most excited for puck drop Washington Capitals fan? Heh. Buddy,,
08.10.2025 12:42 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0None of my business, you’re right
08.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know what Edward Hopper was so hopped up on tbh
08.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1Naylor soldiers on
08.10.2025 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you hear the news? What, me? No, I didn’t either.
08.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Honestly I think his books were all cries for help
08.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Detroit Tigers lowkey fell off
08.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Trapezoids lowkey fell off
08.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know steven king and the green monster and all that but it almost feels separate tbh
08.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Feels like that was months ago/did it even happen?
08.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was talking to someone today who was like wow yeah remember the wild card round? And I was like, honestly no
08.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Aj hinch is a cheating bastard you hate to (love to) see it
08.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You gotta feel like that was a must-win game for the Detroit Tigers
08.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0You gotta feel like this is a must win game for the yankees
08.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Supremely fucked up that they do this in various provinces
07.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Learning line dancing in school: “you gotta dance on the line”
07.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Brutus Salad
07.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
