@readuction.bsky.social
Shitposter π€©
Ass King vs Pullout King is the new Godzilla/Mothra
11.08.2025 21:14 β π 12 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Gonna start saying βmenβ instead of βManβ going forward and subtly drive everyone around me completely insane
11.08.2025 21:16 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0People used to say Exit 12, 2nd Right and that was enough to find the PULLOUT KING
11.08.2025 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oi big man lemme chat to you yeah, your norks are bare clapped bro put them away
11.08.2025 20:49 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 012.99/month for the ASSKING Bundle is a steal
11.08.2025 21:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lmfao
11.08.2025 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is Ass King? Ass King for a friend??
11.08.2025 21:07 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Troubling to consider Napoleon was a poster
11.08.2025 21:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well well well if it isnβt the Ass King
11.08.2025 21:07 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 2 π 1No, sir. Just a Little one, sir.
11.08.2025 21:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0average afternoon for napoleon was to write a letter to his wife, a letter to his mistress, 3 separate letters to paris demanding supplies, a letter to a theater director criticizing a lead's actress's costume, send a general 300k in a box of chocolates, then direct the movement of 40,000 troops
11.08.2025 01:23 β π 39 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0don't talk to me or my son ever again
11.08.2025 01:04 β π 70 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
Joker batman villain paint color on a brush
βHey honey howβs the painting coming along?β
βGreat, making everything Joker purple, just like you askedβ
Since the Dawn of Time, man has carried a water bottle
11.08.2025 21:03 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0The things we do for love
11.08.2025 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well that then cattle will just be me on the wrassling and so on
11.08.2025 21:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am so good at using a cattle wrassler accent that my wife told me to stop or sheβd leave me. On account of it being so convincing that I was another person, that is
11.08.2025 21:02 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Can I see your lighter I am going to burn these pants up into shorts
11.08.2025 20:54 β π 38 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs some bullshit fr lmao
11.08.2025 20:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oi good bit of scran the clobber that innit
11.08.2025 18:54 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Really putting my mind to it and not achieving my dreams
11.08.2025 17:58 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve variety homie. Nice spice of life homie
11.08.2025 17:27 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Not a parent/guardian but yes
11.08.2025 16:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll ask when they come back from crying in the bathroom
11.08.2025 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They handled it like a toddler so, sort of but mostly no
11.08.2025 16:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lmfao
11.08.2025 16:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me flipping the "Days Since Last Cereal Killing' sign back to 0
11.08.2025 16:48 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Absolutely screaming βLetβs go!!!! LETβS GOOOOOO!!!!β when I get the pdf to load from 6 years ago on the Way Back Machine
11.08.2025 16:37 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Omg dog. Iβm telling dog. I canβt believe it
11.08.2025 16:27 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0They wear Wet Denim in Japan like almost exclusively actually
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