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OK. We have a new Fryday tradition. Fry bread burgers courtesy of the offspring. Reka.....

All the aggressive handshaking, hugs, and touching of other world leaders upon meeting. We punch well above our weight.

We're the world leader of leaders who want to touch all the world leaders.

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Me clicking to see the names of those who 😂 on stories about people suffering

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Jacinda Ardern slams politics of fear and takes veiled swipe at Winston Peters Former PM said Asian Invasion attacks made by politicians in the 1990s were horrific.

“There may have been many times in our history when fear has been present,” Ardern said, citing the Great Depression, Wars, and the Covid-19 pandemic. "But there is a difference between genuine fear and politically motivated and generated one".

Winston Peters told to stop using Chumbawamba hit 'Tubthumping' at rallies The Deputy Prime Minister is denying reports he has been asked by an anarchist punk band to stop playing their best-known song at his rallies.

I get knocked down. But I get up again. Blame everyone else so I can drag them down ...

When it's easier to service and warrant your car than it is to get a GP appointment and yet your body needs way more maintenance than your car.

We only have Sky for the sport. Someone has taken the Apple. Only watching Sky is like a time machine. Voila! It's 2011.

Third degree burns victim on LinkedIn had no further comment

Auckland I think

Realtor faces 5-year ban for refusing Māori values course she calls 'woke madness’ The one-and-a-half-hour course was compulsory for all real estate agents in 2023.

The irony of a person who sells land, refusing to learn more about the land she sells. It isn't woke to increase your knowledge. It is ignorant to refuse.

Lady Wellingdown | Wellington Lady Wellingdown, Wellington, New Zealand. 90 likes · 98 talking about this. Satire/Parody

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Reality reminder that Father Christmas was born in present day Turkey and Jesus in present day Israel/Palestine. They would've looked more like Borat than Brad Pitt.

New Zealand newsrooms saw the rise of 'mob censorship' in 2023, as journalists faced a barrage of ab... New research shows being a woman or part of a minority as a journalist can increase the likelihood of being targeted with online abuse. The waves of abuse can influence who and what gets covered.

People are welcome, of course, to disagree with what we write. But to respond with violence, threats of sexual abuse, threats of death — no, that’s not a healthy or reasonable response.

Journalism should not be a dangerous occupation.

The young man at the supermarket noted how late it was and said to me that in his opinion the cleverest shoppers are either the earliest or latest on Christmas Eve as they avoided crowds. I told him I was here at opening time for food, went home for a sleep and am back for alcohol. His face.

A Simple Nullity How lobbyist and influence groups are preparing for an all-out assault on Te Tiriti o Waitangi

Everyone interested in the future of New Zealand politics should watch the linked doco about how the same forces that destroyed the Indigenous Voice in Australia are gearing up for an attack on the Treaty of Waitangi #nzpol badnewsletter.substack.com/p/a-simple-n...

I consider this one of the most important parables to come out of Twitter’s existence

Wellington urged to store 140L of water per person, per week as water restrictions bite Wellington residents are being urged to store an emergency water supply over the holiday period as the capital could face the possibility of severe water restrictions.

I feel like asking people to store 140 Litres per person per week is what is going to lead to water restrictions?

It's concerning that 3 Waters have been scrapped by the new Govt, and we have no replacement plan to stop this requirement in our CAPITAL CITY!

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Minister keen to rehabilitate mining’s image The National Business Review Online is New Zealand's authority in breaking business news and analysis.

How fascinating to witness a gentleman who funded risqué exploits with taxpayer money now redeeming the mining world's reputation – indeed this statesman seems rather adept at digging himself out of rather dark holes.

You know you're in Aotearoa when you ask the guy picking up the skip if he needs a hand and he says Nah, I'll just hook it up and fuck off. Sweet as.

I, Lady Wellingdown, cordially invite you to join me on a journey where honesty sails gracefully across the waters of Te Whanganui A Tara. Amidst the allure of scandal and intrigue, we shall derive mirth from those deserving of jest.

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Asked AI to tell me what Wellington will look like in 10 years time and given how long Transmission Gully took I'm not sure

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Umm what in the Wellingdown is this 😂👀

Big ship with No Smoking Safety First painted on it

National's plan for the Cook Strait Ferry revealed #nzpol

Trumpland is here