@ulicritter.bsky.social
20 | bisexual | femboy | π lil guy π | MDNIπ links: https://linktr.ee/ulifemboi
I wonder why they havent made a "Little Bill" reboot yet... I always liked that show!
07.10.2025 05:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Email: "Did your recent Amazon delivery meet your expectations?"
I ate the delivery driver.
Dont fucking email me you're not a person, know your fucking place!
I keep entering and exiting through the double doors at Saising Cane's. I do this often and frequently while eating the food that i brought from home.
26.08.2025 02:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
you people seem to enjoy this SLOP!!!
08.08.2025 15:49 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0no, i want Jessica Rabbit to kill me.
08.08.2025 02:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i think Jessica rabbit and all bad bitches like her (Jessica Rabbit) should be allowed to kill anyone they (bad bitches) want.
08.08.2025 00:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All artificial intelligence is hitler.
02.08.2025 03:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0every time i cum, someone on the planet dies.
11.06.2025 00:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
this is me btw
01.06.2025 23:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Idiot rube: "If you're just a generally pleasant person to be around, people will like you!"
Based incel chad: "Women are evil because I got rejected once in high school and never moved on from that for some reason."
DOG! :D
27.04.2025 13:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0u sex pervert! go to horny jail!!! (AKA: the pulsating cube)
23.04.2025 06:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
22.04.2025 19:57 β π 6440 π 1222 π¬ 41 π 20
does she have the pass?
23.04.2025 06:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i woke up screaming and then made this
23.04.2025 06:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
13.04.2025 12:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The man in my walls keeps trying to suck my balls. But i won't let him. Cus they're MY balls, and I wanna suck them!!!
12.04.2025 06:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
woke simpsons
29.03.2025 22:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sex bees??? They sting you and make you hornby for man meat?????
29.03.2025 03:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, took ya this long to figure that out?
21.03.2025 23:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No! (affectionate)
20.03.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My stupid idiot bitch wife keeps turning into Mr. Birchum during sex, I HATE IT!!
Never get married, kids.
βEvery day in Los Angeles, one actor is told he looks like a rapist, and 99 others drive home for an hour and a half on the 10 Freeway, upset with themselves that they donβt look enough like a rapist.β β Bucky Sinister, GRUNT Issue 2 (e-zine)
19.03.2025 21:10 β π 4545 π 206 π¬ 111 π 8Free food glitch:
Step 1. Go to Buffalo wild wings
Step 2. Slam dick and balls on the counter
Step 3. Say, "Give me food or I will shit my pants, HARD!"
Step 4. U get free food! :D
Yall ever walked up to a hot girl (broad) said, "Hey baby." Then pissed on the floor for 11 minutes straight while maintaining eye contact and saying nothing?
15.03.2025 04:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cool! :3
15.03.2025 04:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boy lookin ass... π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ
05.03.2025 08:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"They're trying to steal my blood!!" I say, gesticulating wildly to assert dominance over the libtard cucks at the bar mitzvah.
05.03.2025 08:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i want this on all of my clothing
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