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Wow, it’s elf city over here. they/them

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Elden Ring talisman

15.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2

14.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 4909    🔁 597    💬 36    📌 7
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r/analytics
• IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
Support
So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

14.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 16995    🔁 4498    💬 352    📌 1078

“When asked about the consequences of the assassination of the Romanovs, Heyden declared, ‘It’s too soon to tell.’”

13.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, that’s enough for today.

13.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To do anything else, to actually liberate the underclasses in a way that requires real violence? Well, it’s just unthinkable! Who would want to lose this liberal democracy that gives them their 6 figure NGO job

13.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They imagine the post whatever in the Hunger Games will look not unlike their liberal democracy “before Trump.” Harry Potter and the Order simply has to defeat Voldemort and the ministry of magic can go on continuing with house elf slavery and the legal discrimination against “mudbloods”

13.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think you see the liberal constantly holding on to revolutions and partisan action in fictional stories only because they are ideologically incapable of reckoning with the violence of such courses of action or, worse yet, that such actions would depart from the existing status quo.

13.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Instablocked. Ggez

13.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that the masses are spontaneously being drawn into the movement does not make the organisation of this struggle less necessary. On the contrary, it makes it more necessary

12.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 283    🔁 79    💬 0    📌 2

Your brain without dialectical materialism or reason:

13.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Simply put, I think the economic model that was birthed from the French Revolution was ultimately incompatible with its political project. It became the liberation of capital instead of man.

13.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like that’s kinda the whole thing about the status quo. It will 100% allow any rights to be negotiable. The perverted western liberalism that crawled out of the corpse of the French Revolution specifically permits and even at times encourages the rise of fascism.

13.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s this idea about the moral progressiveness of the neoliberal west that somehow leads white euro twinks on x the everything app to post memes about gay rights being non-negotiable while being citizens of countries in which they are indeed entirely negotiable.

13.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Each hour into writing a program is like 50 minutes saved from here on out. It’s incredible. I really couldn’t go back to not knowing how to do these things.

12.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idk, I think about spreadsheets a lot and how many of them I’m starting to automate rather than clicking and copying and writing formulae and dragging down. And it’s been a godsend in terms of time at work saved that I and my colleagues can use for something else entirely.

12.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s part of me that thinks the GUI and simplification of the computer was a bit of a mistake. Teaching people programs instead of programming? The computer is supposed to be able to be told how to do our jobs for us. Not to be interacted with as our jobs.

12.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

06.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 7564    🔁 1563    💬 154    📌 84

It’s getting harder every day to find the motivation to go to work. I have such beautiful days away from work.

06.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who thought of this? Lol

04.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very very funny. Fork an existing process, which copies it’s ENTIRE address space and state with the exception of the pid returned from the call to fork(), and then make the child process transform using an exec(), which replaces the entirety of the program’s address space with the called program.

04.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Learned the other day the method for creating a new process the POSIX way. Lol

04.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happens

04.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Jeffrey Epstein i SMS til Trump-strateg: Asle Toje vil at du skal møte Sylvi Listhaug – Hun tenker veldig likt som Steve Bannon, skrev Terje Rød-Larsen om Sylvi Listhaug i e-post til Jeffrey Epstein.

BTW remember when prediction markets seemed to know who the Nobel Peace Prize was going to a tad early? Toje, member of the committee, is apparently texting buddy with Bannon.

04.02.2026 12:24 — 👍 25    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.

04.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 10017    🔁 3541    💬 75    📌 46

I was in a dark place…

20.01.2026 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got my money up, but my funny? Nobody laughs anymore…

04.12.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How often do they switch out the syrup for beers on tap

15.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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