Connor MacDonald

Idk how universal having one wild video rental story is, but mine is that once we rented Osmosis Jones and didn’t return it for 9 full months because we watched it so often (2-3 times a week) that my parents forgot it was a rental and figured it was our personal copy

I smile, twirling my new cape as I make my way out the door. "No need to thank me," I say over my shoulder.

The confused thrift shop owner who is looking at the "Ham Rebate" I gave him instead of money: this expired years ago... he must be-

*logo pops up on screen*

WEIRD THIEF

[transylvania, police interrogation room]

COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…

VILLAGER: with a stake, yes

COP: and he died… meaning he was…

VILLAGER: was a dracula

COP: was a dracula

POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula

hell yeah

If everyone can help me by retweeting this or if you can help financially in any way. I just made it to 1950 out of my 3.5k goal towards moving out. AAnything at this point would be of great help if possible. 🙏 I cannot thank y'all enough 😭

tysm I’ll be in the artist con circuit next year

Just a small update on what I’ve been up to recently

It’s not great, and it’s not a great system. You don’t get nearly enough packs given the sheer number of cards available

This is what I’m talking about

Oh my gosh, thank you so much!! I hope you’ve been well!

I’ve got my current project covered now, but thank you!

I think I read 'The Man Who Lost His Signature' back in college, solid book

At the moment I think I've found what I'm looking for, but I'll reach out in the future if I find a project that fits your style!

these are awesome! Saving your contact info for the future!

@jadefabello.bsky.social well well well, if it isn't TV's Jade Fabello

WOW this art is so awesome!! 100% bookmarking your artstation for the future, these maps are incredible!

Deleting the last post because I got so many responses! Thank you everyone who reached out or boosted, I'm working through the replies!

Oh man this is awesome! I'll shoot you over an email with some q's!

Please do!

HideoutTheatre - Twitch The longest running improv theater in Austin, TX- since 1999!

And if you can't make it out, some of the shows will be livestreamed on the theater's twitch channel. If you do end up watching any of it, why not throw a couple bucks to the cause, these improvisers are about to go insane doing comedy for way too long www.twitch.tv/hideouttheatre

If you're in the Austin area and want to come and see the insanity that's about to unfold, I highly recommend it! I'll be there all weekend helping out, if that sweetens the pot (it shouldn't). Tickets for the shows are here: hideouttheatre.com/shows/improv...

Hideout Forever Launch! Help Build Our Next Home. The Hideout Theatre & Coffee House needs a new home. We have provided downtown Austin with improvised theatre, training, kids classes, coffee, and community for over 25 years. Help us build the next H...

This year we're fundraising during the event to help secure a new location for our theater. It got bought out at the end of last year and we have to pick up and leave. Any and all donations will go to help fund that massive move. All the info is here: fundrazr.com/thenexthideo...

Starting today at 5PM and then all the way until Sunday at 5PM, my partner and 7 other talented improvisers are going to be doing improv for 48 hours straight. No sleep. Just shows back to back, changing every hour. It is bonkers. It is wild. It is so much fun to see

This is Ahmed Qandeel from G*za, he is 27 years old.
He has suffered since the beginning of the war, as have many of his people.
He used to work as a construction worker, but when the war started, he was arrested, imprisoned, tortured and beaten for no reason.

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genuinely curious what about Minerva's Den you thought was that good

Childs: Well… what do we do?

MacReady: Why don’t we just… wait here for a little while. See what happens.

*leans forward with bottle*

🎵CERVEZA CRISTAL🎵

My impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into

Starting up an escape room where it’s just me and you in a medium sized room, several chairs of different shapes and sizes, and I just ask you riddles off the top of my head until I determine that you’re either smarter than me or think you might start breaking the chairs looking for a key