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@xoxo117.bsky.social

Deeply unserious. Lurker. Tom Petty forever. King of the Hill enthusiast.

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a man wearing a life jacket is saying `` i 'm sailing !!! '' . Alt: GIF of Bill Murray in the movie What About Bob. He is attached to the mast of a sailboat wearing a blue t-shirt and orange life vest, and he is yelling "I'm sailing!"
03.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok seasonal depression. have you tried, "ceasin' all depression." how bout that

29.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
a photo of black kittens wearing adorable little bat wings

a photo of black kittens wearing adorable little bat wings

Good morning from these Halloween goblins

23.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3160    πŸ” 838    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 45

Wut.

19.10.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Large tortoise wearing jorts and a tiny black cowboy hat

Large tortoise wearing jorts and a tiny black cowboy hat

πŸŽƒ October 15 πŸŽƒ
Urban cowboy

15.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 848    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 15

quoth the raven: "metalcore"

06.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 662    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8
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WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

02.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜Emergency’ World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland The announcement comes in response to Trump's "militarization of our city."

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

02.10.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

02.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, you're very angry and defensive. I am but a citizen of Portland, not a person in a position of power, and I answered the question that I have an answer for. I do not speak for everyone, simply pointed out that he was indeed standing at the intersection that houses the ICE building.

01.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(other bluesky user sitting in the waffle house watching college football highlights) wow bet you haven't done that at an IHOP, you hypocrite

01.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is from the ICE building, my friend.

01.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

jimmys kimmel

22.09.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 530    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9

Please let me know if someone is not mourning the death of Robert Redford so I can notify their employer.

16.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot

16.09.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6290    πŸ” 1098    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 51

hey just a reminder, if you wanted to stay sober today and you did, i'm proud of you

if you wanted to stay sober and you didn't, that's ok. keep coming back

12.09.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Oh hell yeah, have fun!

09.09.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the Portland show, my friend waited until the opener had already started and scored a floor ticket for an incredible discount. I think my $67 ticket may have been the worst seat in the house πŸ˜† still an awesome show!

09.09.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gray concrete-textured background with bold black stencil text reading: β€œI HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN HAVE HEARTBEATS, TOO.” Below the words is a graffiti-style cracked heart graphic. Bottom corner shows the Rights & Reason logo.

Gray concrete-textured background with bold black stencil text reading: β€œI HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN HAVE HEARTBEATS, TOO.” Below the words is a graffiti-style cracked heart graphic. Bottom corner shows the Rights & Reason logo.

Listen.

05.09.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
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Firefighters, famously, have a house they all live in, where they wait for people to call them, actually.

03.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5105    πŸ” 649    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 38
Really 80’s guitar player

Really 80’s guitar player

Really 80’s singer

Really 80’s singer

Really 80’s bass guy

Really 80’s bass guy

Trent Reznor looking like Trent Reznor from age 18-60

Trent Reznor looking like Trent Reznor from age 18-60

Deeply fascinated by the new wave band Trent Reznor used to play with in the 1980’s and how everyone looks so incredibly 80’s except for Trent Reznor who looks exactly the same as he always has to the point where he might as well have time traveled

30.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1925    πŸ” 303    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 16

Hey trending topics the only ernst I care about is scared stupid

29.08.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Spineless, disingenuous ghoulery. May you be tortured by the thought of all the children slaughtered under your watch for the rest of your life. Money can't save souls.

28.08.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump now has the National Guard picking up garbage in DC
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From Allison Papson
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Trump now has the National Guard picking up garbage in DC 1:02 From Allison Papson 口x

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I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom.

ATED I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom.

They really did the thing

26.08.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 809    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9
Small black cat with yellow eyes curled up on a large hot pink pillow. There is a blue and white striped cloth hanging in the background as a sun screen for plants.

Small black cat with yellow eyes curled up on a large hot pink pillow. There is a blue and white striped cloth hanging in the background as a sun screen for plants.

I have one of those too! She definitely didn't hijack this pillow when it was outside to dry after a wash 😻

26.08.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they should let GWAR make a tampon commercial

22.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 3

What a beautiful boy, sending love πŸ’š

15.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Seagulls among the clouds. The sun is partially casting a rainbow.

Seagulls among the clouds. The sun is partially casting a rainbow.

Fly with me, Lesbian seagull..

04.08.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

01.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12263    πŸ” 4834    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 559

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