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Who wants to tell him about priests?

But let’s not talk about how you mutilated that couch

He just wanted an excuse to use a slur

Didn’t he write Angeles Asses?

Bruce is sorry for doing whatever he did to deserve the cone of shame

Baby oil does weird things in those Alaskan climes

I mean if I had to pick one senator to be a “Real Shitbird Whose Entire Self Image Is Based On Driving A Jeep” Mullins my guy

NO SEATBELTS. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN

NO SEATBELTS. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN!!

Trump said D.C. had the most murders ever in 2023, when in fact, it was in 1991, but Trump wouldn't know this because he was too busy r*ping young girls with Epstein in 1991.

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

He’s unwittingly doing the Jim Downey/Jeff Epstein? The financier? bit

YouTube video by Team Coco Jim Downey Shared An Office With Bill Murray At “Saturday Night Live” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I don’t think we’re giving Trump enough credit for unintentionally doing the Jim Downey/Jeffrey Epstein bit

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Very good news for RFK Jr. stock up on some tarps and sharpen that chainsaw belt boys!

U.S. Department of Commerce Announces Intent to Withdraw From 2019 Suspension Agreement on Fresh Tomatoes from Mexico The U.S. Department of Commerce announced its intent to withdraw from the 2019 Agreement Suspending the Antidumping Investigation on Fresh Tomatoes from Mexico.

Happy 20% increase in tomato prices day to all who celebrate

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Remember how everyone was freaked out at armed IRS agents were going to show up at your door and shake you down? Pepperidge Farms remembers… their fantasy was projection.

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I bet John Bolton is rolling over in his grave

I was wrenching on bikes at the Mount Pleasant farmers market and when I looked up at the next guy realized I was talking to Ian MacKaye. Fixed his kid’s kickstand, got a photo that I used on my dating profile. Great dude

Even Gallagher offered protection (layers of tarps and trash bags)

Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

This is, in large part, pandemic revenge.

As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do.

They can't keep spewing carbon.

They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying.

They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.

The titty flag!

Matt Gaetz died for nothing 😢🇺🇸🔥👊

Checking two free bags that weigh 50.0 and 49.5 pounds feels like some next level price is right shit

But his UNCLE was a genius so that makes him smart by association

Body dysmorphia on this DEI hire

Headline should read “Trump World Power Bottoms”