casey (jekkie szn flop queen)

real pete's dragon-heads won't let this one flop

COME ON MY CAKED UP KING

fucking NASTY

walked in with the dog as kepler’s triple was announced so now im pacing in the doorway. like a normal person.

we cope how we must

mf looks like he can’t say “passamaquoddy”

SOSA 🍑

im so sick of his tb patient ass face

if you can’t understand booing during the postseason, you can’t be called “coach” like jfc

BRB SOBBING

me getting mad at the dog for needing a walk after the 4th

many, MANY non-citizens and naturalized citizens are doing just this. we’re advising academics broadly (and esp academics of color) to not travel with their devices in case they’re stopped by cbp. like!!!! people with the most power speaking out is how that works!!!

no, it was this morning, so all he did was force me to do laundry lmao

me, a white lady with dark hair pulled back into a bun and stuffed under a grey phillies cap. it’s not a normal cap though, it’s like the one che guevara wore but with a red phillies P on the side. my head is turned all the way to the right at a weird upward angle so the camera gets the red P. i’m wearing glasses with big, thick red frames and a white phillies jersey with red pinstripes—you can’t see any evidence of this, but it’s a 2008 carlos ruiz jersey. snuggled up to my chest is archie, a sand-colored chihuahua. you only get the top of his head and his ears, though, because he’s too snuggly

the sweet culprit and the scene of the crime

admittedly, the dog peeing directly on the jersey i wore last night is one of the funnier possible outcomes

she wrote literal marriage vows into “lover” for gods sake!!! too busy counting beads for secret messages to actually pay attention to text istg

it’s really shocking to me how many people are surprised/upset/angry that a person with 20 years’ worth of songs about wanting marriage and babies and a fairy tale happy ending…is pursuing those things. that doesn’t make her a trad wife jfc!!!

fab can’t wait ⚾️🫡

nyc phils fans meetup at the brooklyn bridge ✌️

would like to register once again what bs it is that he’s still in. you pull a guy, you pull a guy!!!! that’s how this worked when pitchers batted!!!!

this is the mlb app’s fault, they keep playing the 1993 ws final call during ad breaks

brb googling nice bridges near me

EATS!!!!

and thats what we do to white will smiths

im walking the dog and have radio on, lmk if i miss this

THATS WHAT IM FUCKIN SAYING

go phils 🫡❤️💙⚾️

my postseason playlists always include the #1 song from the week of previous championship wins. which means “woman in love” by barbra streisand is on the pregame playlist

get zach wheeler a ring boys he deserves it!!!!!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO