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John Collins

@johnboycollins.bsky.social

Artistic Director of Elevator Repair Service, director of Gatz, Ulysses, some others. Husband to @lizzieohreally.bsky.social.

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01.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an older woman in a black dress is being shown on tv 1 hd ALT: an older woman in a black dress is being shown on tv 1 hd

the scourge of conference calls and facetimes without headphones continues to ravage the delta lounge

29.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ERS’s ULYSSES is on at The Public Theater through March 1st. Not many tickets left! (Photos by Joan Marcus)

29.01.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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34 years ago tonight. First Elevator Repair Service performance. "Mr. Antipyrine, Fire Extinguisher" at Nada, 167 Ludlow St. NYC (with Bradley Glenn, Heidi Becker, Rinne Groff, James Hannaham. In the booth: me, Colleen Werthmann, Katherine Profeta.)

13.12.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they get the episode titles/order right yet?

05.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see my future…

13.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More relevant than ever.

11.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So glad for you and for US!

05.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOld men” have 5-year-olds?

27.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best way to understand a poem is by memorizing it.

(Memorizing a novel is an advanced maneuver best undertaken with professional assistance from @johnboycollins.bsky.social)

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ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

27.09.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3420    πŸ” 289    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 26

YES I’LL JUMP TO RECIPE

21.09.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If a broken clock were president, NYT would have a headline twice a day about how the president "actually has a good point about it being 2:27."

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"Brooklyn Dad".

01.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

500ft in 30s is 1000fpm. That’s otherwise a pretty normal descent rate on approach. This was dramatic because it was ascending and did that?

26.07.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless it’s the copyright statute. But it’s in the public domain now so I guess we survived that.

18.07.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helping your 5yo with a complicated puzzle so he feels you are β€œdoing the puzzle together” but also not doing the parts HE wanted to do should be an Olympic sport.

25.06.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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RFK Jr. Chugs Raw Milk With Crackpot Doc at White House President Donald Trump’s pseudoscience-loving health chief drank untreated milk with influencer doctor Paul Saladino.

Come on bacteria, finish what the worm started.

www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-chugs...

30.05.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria

I thought at first this was an op-ed metaphor. But…

13.05.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s hope it stays that way.

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It just seemed that they must all look forward to that nightly event where they latch on to the common charging block.

05.05.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just kept thinking, β€œthey must all look forward to this.”

05.05.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually appears to be Sterling just west of 7th.

02.05.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fire on 7th ave in park slope??

02.05.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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They will find that spot, wherever it is.

30.04.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you know, we research whether the baby stroller has all the features and amenities we like, not whether it will kill the baby

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This is a new image from #JWST.

The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.

Everything else is a galaxy.

Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

29.04.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18941    πŸ” 4063    πŸ’¬ 616    πŸ“Œ 476
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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

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