John Collins

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

YES I’LL JUMP TO RECIPE

If a broken clock were president, NYT would have a headline twice a day about how the president "actually has a good point about it being 2:27."

"Brooklyn Dad".

500ft in 30s is 1000fpm. That’s otherwise a pretty normal descent rate on approach. This was dramatic because it was ascending and did that?

Unless it’s the copyright statute. But it’s in the public domain now so I guess we survived that.

Helping your 5yo with a complicated puzzle so he feels you are “doing the puzzle together” but also not doing the parts HE wanted to do should be an Olympic sport.

RFK Jr. Chugs Raw Milk With Crackpot Doc at White House President Donald Trump’s pseudoscience-loving health chief drank untreated milk with influencer doctor Paul Saladino.

Come on bacteria, finish what the worm started.

www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-chugs...

RFK Jr. Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria

I thought at first this was an op-ed metaphor. But…

Let’s hope it stays that way.

It just seemed that they must all look forward to that nightly event where they latch on to the common charging block.

I just kept thinking, “they must all look forward to this.”

Actually appears to be Sterling just west of 7th.

Fire on 7th ave in park slope??

They will find that spot, wherever it is.

you know, we research whether the baby stroller has all the features and amenities we like, not whether it will kill the baby

This is a new image from #JWST.

The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.

Everything else is a galaxy.

Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

Elon Musk Could Make Mars His Next Business Venture Even as Musk’s work at the Department of Government Efficiency appeared to consume him, his top adviser created a set of companies named Red Planet I, II and III.

I sure hope he takes an on-the-ground leadership approach. Like, maybe go ahead and relocate.

Could This Secret, Decaying Railway Be New York’s Next High Line? It was once a busy branch of the Long Island Rail Road. Now, coyotes prowl one of New York City’s last wild places. What will it become next?

“‘I like the way the branches move in the wind — it creates interesting geometry with the railroad tracks,” said Jason, 17, who lives nearby and occasionally walks the abandoned tracks. “It feels like nature taking over a war zone.;”… first of all, this 17yr-old gets my vote for president in 2044.

Being against Israel’s war crimes is not anti-semitism.

Sorry but it drives me absolutely insane when news organizations say "Department of Government Efficiency" without saying so-called. It is not a cabinet level department. Stop!

Happy birthday, Gatsby.

One more time.

Boat derangement syndrome

Read the Supreme Court’s Ruling on Venezuelan Migrants The Supreme Court ruled that the Trump administration could continue to deport Venezuelan migrants using a wartime powers act for now, overturning a lower court that had put a temporary stop to the de...

These dissents are stunning.

It’s gross. Just gross.

I do not blame you. And my optimistic hopes may yet be dashed. Clinging to what I can.