@johnboycollins.bsky.social
Artistic Director of Elevator Repair Service, director of Gatz, Ulysses, some others. Husband to @lizzieohreally.bsky.social.
the scourge of conference calls and facetimes without headphones continues to ravage the delta lounge
29.01.2026 14:15 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0ERSβs ULYSSES is on at The Public Theater through March 1st. Not many tickets left! (Photos by Joan Marcus)
29.01.2026 02:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 134 years ago tonight. First Elevator Repair Service performance. "Mr. Antipyrine, Fire Extinguisher" at Nada, 167 Ludlow St. NYC (with Bradley Glenn, Heidi Becker, Rinne Groff, James Hannaham. In the booth: me, Colleen Werthmann, Katherine Profeta.)
13.12.2025 23:24 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Did they get the episode titles/order right yet?
05.12.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I see my futureβ¦
13.11.2025 15:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More relevant than ever.
11.11.2025 00:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So glad for you and for US!
05.11.2025 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βOld menβ have 5-year-olds?
27.10.2025 12:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The best way to understand a poem is by memorizing it.
(Memorizing a novel is an advanced maneuver best undertaken with professional assistance from @johnboycollins.bsky.social)
ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.
EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks
YES IβLL JUMP TO RECIPE
21.09.2025 23:02 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1If a broken clock were president, NYT would have a headline twice a day about how the president "actually has a good point about it being 2:27."
16.09.2025 10:57 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Brooklyn Dad".
01.08.2025 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0500ft in 30s is 1000fpm. Thatβs otherwise a pretty normal descent rate on approach. This was dramatic because it was ascending and did that?
26.07.2025 11:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unless itβs the copyright statute. But itβs in the public domain now so I guess we survived that.
18.07.2025 00:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Helping your 5yo with a complicated puzzle so he feels you are βdoing the puzzle togetherβ but also not doing the parts HE wanted to do should be an Olympic sport.
25.06.2025 11:43 β π 622 π 20 π¬ 14 π 1Come on bacteria, finish what the worm started.
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-chugs...
I thought at first this was an op-ed metaphor. Butβ¦
13.05.2025 01:12 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs hope it stays that way.
05.05.2025 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It just seemed that they must all look forward to that nightly event where they latch on to the common charging block.
05.05.2025 14:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just kept thinking, βthey must all look forward to this.β
05.05.2025 03:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Actually appears to be Sterling just west of 7th.
02.05.2025 13:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fire on 7th ave in park slope??
02.05.2025 13:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0They will find that spot, wherever it is.
30.04.2025 12:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you know, we research whether the baby stroller has all the features and amenities we like, not whether it will kill the baby
30.04.2025 11:44 β π 5683 π 728 π¬ 155 π 35This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.
Weβll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.