🧙‍♀️Something Meggie This Way Comes 🧙‍♀️

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social • 3h Joined Jul '24 I'm like pretty pro Palestine for a lefty Zionist lib Jew but man do I ever have ms Rachel derangement syndrome and I hate myself for it 23 01 •••

Careful, it’ll make you mad

How did that muting go for ya?

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social • 3h Joined Jul '24 I'm like pretty pro Palestine for a lefty Zionist lib Jew but man do I ever have ms Rachel derangement syndrome and I hate myself for it 23 01 •••

Delete if you want, already screenshotted, bitch.

I’ve met 12 year olds with more coherent beliefs

Just lefty Zionist is enough to piss me off but he had to go extra

Mark, I’m good with just 25 mil, DMs are open

I’m gonna go blind I’m so mad

Please 🙏

It’s very funny

I used to eat bacon wrapped scallops to celebrate Yom Kippur and I’m a better Jew than these pieces of shit. I’m so damn mad right now, y’all

It’s so damn bad

We need a second Yom Kippur where YHWH actually makes an appearance in the clouds and says “Oh so you think you can just get up to bullshit now that my book is closed? I’M REOPENING because you’re pissing me OFF! Get back in temple and be serious!”

“Pro Palestine Zionist” I bet you’re a Jew for Jesus too

I feel like my neck broke reading that

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social • 3h Joined Jul '24 I'm like pretty pro Palestine for a lefty Zionist lib Jew but man do I ever have ms Rachel derangement syndrome and I hate myself for it 23 01 •••

Things that make no sense, you say?

I have nothing funny to say. Simply: WHAT?!

My reaction to literally everything happening (public health edition)

I never understand the capers, as a lox gal, but on cinnamon raisin is a CRIME

Hell fucking yeah, sign me up!

My pleasure as always, dear friend

the brain poison must proliferate

thank you @nutmeggles.bsky.social for your attention to this matter

Remember, if you enjoy life half as much as Vincent Price must have, you're doing okay.

Vincent Price being vampire bitten by Kermit the Frog on the Muppet Show

Absolutely true

Also Tracy ain’t going nowhere without Angie, who would absolutely cause an internal incident if she ran into the actual Queen of Jordan.

tracy refuses to commit to any of the rules about what comedians can’t say at the festival so they send jenna instead, who is immediately removed from the stage because the first words of her act are ‘my vagina is’

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

Are you telling me I should start logging the MST3K shorts too? 🤔

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

I standby my hatred of Happy Feet