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I think it was good for that guy that her bodyguard was there. In the reverse angle you can see she had a pen in her raised fist, she was fully ready to ventilate that motherfucker

Kristi Noem is enjoying the ride in the passenger side of the pickup, but suddenly feels uneasy. The truck slows and turns into…wait. Is it a gravel pit? The sense of unease deepens.

It’s so fucking stupid and doomed to failure. Homan is incapable of staying on message and not saying a bunch of fashy shit on camera, and might actually be less charismatic than Bovino, which is really saying something.

Trump also made a point of saying that Homan was going to “report directly to me” in one of his posts earlier. Who knows if it means anything, but sure is nice to think that Miller might be in line for an underbussing.

The commercial failure of the D&D movie still pisses me off. Great flick that was way better than it had any right to be, and he was great in it.

She should be the last DHS secretary and the first to go to prison

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Absolutely fucking deranged and evil. How can you do something like this to a 5-year-old kid and stand to look at yourself in the mirror?

I wish I could go back and convince my younger self to do 4 years of a foreign language in college. Big missed opportunity there.

Interesting thread! I wish my Spanish was good enough to pick up on some of those cultural nuances. I’m working on it but man it’s slow going once you’re past a certain age.

It’s the cocaine trying to escape his body

I feel like they missed on the name, Mixalotology was right there

…again

JERRY

The day Jerry is verified is the day democracy collapses for good

He has Selina Meyer’s seething pit of hatred at his core, with the charisma and social skills of Jonah on top

I know this is corny to say but this is the real America, man. This is what it’s all about. This is what those freaks are trying to destroy & we won’t let them

Sounds Kaijuicy

Not fewer - he wants none.

Big, big surejan.gif energy here

A scene from the TV miniseries V of an alien eating a rodent

His line reading of “Scooby Dooby Doo” was one for the ages

Don’t be ridiculous Josh, his hand is still attached. It’s just that roughly 75% of it has been replaced with Silly Putty.

And at least double that in Canada. But you don’t know any of them.

Jerry, no.

Sadly these are not the 14 words they believe in

Also for sheer, unadulterated chaos it’s hard to beat micro soccer

Kindergarten sports are the best. My son once spent most of an inning sitting down facing the wrong way in the outfield, picking grass and talking to himself.

I’m going to preemptively victim shame and say that anyone who gets fleeced by this dead-eyed homunculus absolutely deserves it