Dai Francis

I'm starting to think that there must be some sort of tax incentive to noncing.

You're fucking mental.

Doing the Lord's work.

If there's one thing I hate, it's absolute cunts.

#thetraitors #aahrightyeah #priest

FUCK! How am I going to get babes' A/S/Ls now???

Amazing! It's almost as if light exposure to the bacteria and viruses in the dirt enables the kid's immune system to fight them off in the future. A little bit like a vacc.....

Loved this. Detailed but incredibly accessible. Changes the way you see the physical world.

Christmas Carols from the Welsh Valleys: The Sound of Wales

Christmas Carols from Treorchy Male Voice Choir. Recorded in 1954. This revolutionised my Christmases. open.spotify.com/album/2p2Gzo...

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Groups of former 19 year olds all over the world are still wondering who that fuckin' weird older guy who joined them for a day on holiday was.

This Christmas, I'd like Rami Malek get fucking hench and make a Danzig biopic.

We talk about F*r*ge getting caught being a massive racist in a "AHA! Gotcha!" manner as if his racist supporters are going to abandon him for being racist. It's why they fucking love him.

Why are all the ADHD help accounts all "break tasks down into manageable steps, get more outdoor time, log your thoughts"? I can't do all that, I just wanted an excuse to be generally shit at life and to be able to get my poorly-laminated ADHD card out when anyone calls me on my bullshit.

Neath night out pawb.

When I was a little boy I thought that my bell end was the tip of a sausage, and that if I pulled my foreskin back too far while weeing the sausage would fall in the toilet. I also thought my buttocks were where poo was stored.

Better than that - we have laws. I also believe that people must have subnormal intelligence to be wowed by big bangs with sparkles.

First St. Ffagans and now The Louvre?

So Watkins has fallen victim to a stairwell nonce-bashing that's left him quadraspazzed on a life glug.

I liked the first EP. Before he went mainstream.

Never dreamt I fucked a crocodile.

Retiring to bed to listen to the Killing Thatcher audiobook.

Why doesn't Graham just admit he really wants to suck off trans chicks so we can all get on with our lives?

More like BJ day.

Has Clarkson done his annual post/column yet?

Although the prick has had my rare copy of Welcome To Sky Valley (the one with actual separate tracks!) since 2006.

Fuck. Sweet, sweet dude.

EHO here. It's always the salads. Either can't be arsed to wash them (e.coli) or handle them with hands/on surfaces used to prep raw (plethora of pathogens).

The man has clearly not seen JAV XXL Super Busty - Oh No Me And My Large Breasts Are Lost In Tokyo Subway.