Yes, billionaires celebrate Christmas, too. Here are some of their stories.

My forties have been my flop years

« J’en ai marre » -Johnny Marr, to Morrissey

Ugly Kid Joe is still an active band

President, Jake Evans fan club

If Jesus came back I’m sure he’d be a crypto bro

lâche pas

Comedians who use ChatGPT to write their jokes should be required to declare that at the beginning of their sets

Merci, Wendover

Ça y est!

The clapping to the chorus of Reptilia by the Strokes? I came up with that

Chuis tellement paresseux maintenant je pense que mon cerveau est en panne

When people ask me what my comedy is like I don’t know what to tell them I dunno it’s kinda bleak I guess

My earliest memory is watching television footage of the Jonestown massacre (I didn’t know what it was at the time as I was only three years old but I vividly remember seeing the bodies) hi there welcome to blue sky everybody

Toronto has Argos fever catch it

Stop treating delivery drivers like they’re your personal servants