tristan

i’ll take it

is it too late to become tumblr famous

@alisonbrie @davefranco let’s make this work.

pj substack essay

the scabies to rabies pipeline

“last night was a movie” yeah martyrs 2008

no u ^_*

due to woke

new jacket has tassels thought you’d like to know

good afternoon

maybe i’ll never learn to ride a bike or conjure animals :/

what ghosts exist at nine in the morning

if the body and the mind were two things that we could divide i’d deliver up my shell to be filled with somebody else ^_^

lost it all on the ponies

it is incredible how much a new lightning fixture can change up your space ^_^

what that is

put me in Blue Velvet

some days i have month’s worth of thoughts others i have empty the only difference is on tumblr they would put me on post limit in order to contain my power

labubu bechdel test

i am the first labubu with sentience

it hurtedddd ^_^

i wish you were a chill and swagged out chick

stevia universe controversy

i need to get my lesbian wife pregnant with someone else’s penis now

do you know what i mean

jake 2….. and 3 others….

being john malkovich watch is now

contending with the limits of the flesh today

just hit labupuberty

everyone is mad at me for being a sorcerer. as if it my fault -_-