Emily⁷

V of BTS from his Instagram with a V cut from his W Korea for Celine shoot. He's looking very pouty lil brat in a teeny white Celine tshirt, pleated khaki pants, and a black belt with gold chain bangle and a silver masquerade mask. He has chosen I Can See Clearly Now by Johnny Nash as the song for this post.

...wants to impregnate this guy. The song, guys.

V of BTS, from a weverse moment video, in a black tank top with a gold hoop earring, overdoing it with some curls. The triceps are popping.

This guy...

Guys im in a driverless ride share with colleagues losing my shit how are you?!

I'm telling you

Taehyung is not only have hatesex with his clone he is making sweet sensual love to his clone he is marrying his clone he is having slow sleepy sloppy make out sessions with his clone

The difference between Yoongi and Taehyung is that Yoongi has created a whole backstory and set of lore about how the different versions of the ‘self’ that are having angry hate sex actually personify his inner struggles with mental health

Whereas Tae just thinks he’s hot and wants to fuck himself

I should make a list of my own but...

Tae is the only one who has had serious thoughts about selfcest and putting a baby in himself.

An X-Y graph where the X axis is “wants to put a baby in Taehyung” to “wants Taehyung to put a baby in him” and the Y axis is “/srs” (meaning ‘seriously’) to “as a kink thing” Namjoon wants to put a baby in Taehyung as a kink thing 🫶 deeply as a kink thing 🫶 maybe it’s also their wedding night and Taehyung is a virgin too 🫶 and they’ve never met before because it’s an arranged marriage but there’s just so much chemistry between them 🫶 it’s like Tae’s body was made for Namjoon 🫶 Seokjin is cool both getting Taehyung pregnant and being pregnant himself and he means it so seriously. Their children’s faces would be aesthetically perfect. Time travel would be created just so artists from all eras could appreciate the beauty of the taejin child’s face. Yoongi wants to put a baby in Taehyung MOSTLY as a kink thing. He could probably be persuaded to not have it just as a kink. Probably. Without pouting. Maybe Taehyung just starts saying it one day and Yoongi can’t find it in himself to protest. Hoseok doesn’t have a preference as long as it’s a kink thing. He’ll do just about any weird sex thing Taehyung asks but he’s not going to have a human child to take care of. Jimin wants to put a baby in Taehyung for real so badly that it causes anime-like nosebleeds if he thinks about it for too long. He has a list of baby names ready and he will bring up shit like who takes the kids to karate practice as dirty talk. Taehyung is not on this graph as he is the subject of it. Jungkook wants Taehyung to put a baby in him but he is actually so much of a good boy that he will service top / impregnate Taehyung if asked without any pouting or pleading. It’s so real for him though. It’s so real for both of them.

Back at it!

Do the members of BTS want Taehyung to put a baby in them or do they want to put a baby in Taehyung, and do they mean it seriously or as a kink thing?

It only takes the eyes

And also from Diplo

Well now I'm crying in the session room. I am so glad this experience was so fun for him. 💜😭

Artwork at the BNA restaurant, Tootsie Orchid Lounge, featuring a rather exotic white orchid.

Just to let you know, I read this on approach to and at the Nashville airport, which is host to this restaurant.

OH NO OH THIS WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN! TOTALLY FATHER OF THE BRIDE PT 2 STYLE JOURNEY! 😭

hobi in a sweater split down the middle - half red and black horizontal stripes, half grey chunky knit with navy blue shoulders. he's wearing a brown leather buckled choker with an o ring in the front, and he's gazing up into the camera with his mouth slightly slack. it makes his neck look great.

hoseok, in the same outfit, smiling with one arm out as if taking a selfie. he looks radiant. behind him, jungkook is holding him close with one arm around his middle.

hobi, in the same outfit again, sitting on the bottom step of a staircase, head resting on his hand and smiling brightly. he's gorgeous.

someone put seventeen magazine 2017 hobi onto my twt tl again so let's look at him together... beautiful boy in his pretty collar that makes his neck look so touchable 🖤❤️‍🔥🤍

😭😭😭

Omg Tae as an exorcist.

I love this.

YouTube video by BTS - Topic 이불킥

"Embarrassed" (이불킥; also known as "Blanket Kick") is a song by BTS. It was released on August 20, 2014 and appears as the tenth track for their first studio album Dark & Wild.
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open.spotify.com/track/3eSPLT...
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music.amazon.de/albums/B09MH...

yoongi photoshopped inside the top of a jean pocket. he’s smiling wearing a backwards ball cap and navy blue supreme shirt.

putting him in my pocket for safe keeping ♡

okay but i need jikook to sing free from k-pop Demon hunters

J-HOPE and SUGA of BTS from Hobi's post dinner beach patio video. Hobi has a big happy open mouth sunshinr grin, and Yoongi is behind him with a happy scrunched tsundere face.

Guys I just opened my camera roll and saw this and now I'm crying in the staff office

Please, that velour zip-up is straight off the sidelines of a rainy east coast soccer pitch.

Namjoon in a black hoodie sitting at a restaurant table making a silly face

You can fuck my body can’t fuck my mind

FIVE MEMBERS OF BTS!!!! AFTER DINNER IN LOS ANGELES ON A BALCONY OVERLOOKING THE WATER. J-HOPE looking blushy and lightly toasted on a charcoal zip up and pearls. V looking goofy in a taupe matching set. Jimin posing skeptically(?) in a gray long-sleeved tee and jeans. RM in motion, looking behind the group, in a black hoodie and shorts. SUGA looking STUNNING in a black graphic tee and blue backwards baseball cap outserving the lot.

Further evidence to my argument that you will quite literally never catch Yoongi slipping. Most photogenic member. Always hits the angle.

YOOOOOONGIEHHH! SUGA OF BTS LOOKING ADORABLE IN A BLACK GRAPHIC TEE AND BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP SCRUNCHING HIS LIL NOSEY ON THE PATIO OF A CALIFORNIA RESTAURANT OVERLOOKING THE WATER. FROM A VIDEO POSTED TO IG STORIES BY J-HOPE OF BTS

I would like to CHOMP AND CUDDLE

No. Absolutely not. I reject clear evidence of the passage of time.

Namjoon leaning against a motorcycle on the cover of Bazaar, black jacket hanging off his shoulders over a white singlet, gold spiky pants shining like they’re from Liberace’s closet

He did this for Jungkook, we are just a bunch of people standing around in a cloud of secondhand pheromones

Forgot my tags!
@jksgmeveryone.bsky.social and
@yoongisbuttons.bsky.social!

I have marked off Enemies to Lovers on my shipping trope bingo card

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Two fandoms I'm not in! But maybe I should!?

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