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I think of the wise old tree a lot

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Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.

if you like PENIS colada
and getting COCK in the rain
if you're not into PUSSY
if you think you are GAY

if you like making love with BIG GUYS
and with DUDES who can GAPE
then i'm the love that you've looked for
write to me and escape

say it ain't stoat

The price of a bachelor's in podcasting from syracuse university would get you at least 3 integrated master's degrees here in the UK

Delaying the release of my album about Travis Kelce's penis for reasons I don't feel comfortable discussing at the moment.

A Henry Hoover sans nozzle contemplating freedom on the streets of south east London

Urban wildlife of south east London

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom": Some information: - The coin has been in progress since February 2025. - Daily standup is the biggest contributor. - Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing. - I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens. - I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness. - The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension - If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry. - The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state. - if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

This video really did irreparable damage to the way I speak

Every time you think about spending time with your loved ones in real life; don't. It's important that you post simmering reactions to probably overblown political news for everyone to see. Go limp and check your notifications for another hour.

mail

feeding tha whores

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Cartoon drawing of a catalog listing for a product called Seethe Mate. A toaster-sized appliance resembling a snout is pictured atop a nightstand, plugged into an outlet behind it. An anthropomorphic wolf looks on with weary yet alert eyes and a complicated expression ofwakefulness. A though bubble shows him standing next to a giant wolf expressing air through his teeth. Text atop the drawing reads thusly: "Stay up all night! Seethe Mate™ Makes Seething Sounds To Help Reduce Sleep. PERFECT FOR COUNTRY DWELLERS or heavy sleepers. A most un-tranquil sound of air hissing through teeth helps mask relaxing ambiance. Unadjustable, random, variable tone (cannot be turned down or off.) 20-220 volts, AC and/or DC, mixed aluminum and copper internal wiring. May smoke or slightly melt."

Seethe Mate

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Drawing of a green alien puppy eating with the caption; "Don't talk to me until I had my uranium"

Uranium

I keep seeing this scene. Wtf is it even from

An anthropromorphic red fox leans on a handrail. They are wearing a black cropped tube top, jeans, and have a blue plaid jacket wrapped around their waist. They are also wearing a pair of blue-framed glasses.

I got some cute art of my fursona in a cute little outfit by @inuamaru.bsky.social

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

Train station 🚉

miata spriteart comm for pekka!

a photo of alextwt's Fishing Club Sticker Pack leaning against a rolled-up Nice Catch Shirt (Dark Chocolate, Medium)

all the preorders for @alextwt.bsky.social's The No-One Special Club merch have been shipped! (thanks for waiting!!)

huge shoutouts to @trianglemanor.bsky.social and @stickerninja.bsky.social for working with us for this merch run!!

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#furryart