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Evil Scientist. They/them. Owner of the world's only orbital laser weapons platform network.

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Latest posts by evilscientist3.bsky.social on Bluesky

Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats

Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats

Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats https://theonion.com/passengers-rush-to-arriving-trains-doors-like-rat-babies-nursing-at-mothers-teats/

15.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 995    🔁 85    💬 15    📌 7
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gm!!

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Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off

13.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 4477    🔁 1060    💬 45    📌 14
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i cannot stop thinking about this interaction

13.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 5192    🔁 774    💬 61    📌 16
Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser

Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser

Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/

13.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 1686    🔁 183    💬 17    📌 15

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

13.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 6926    🔁 2356    💬 25    📌 7
bird in da office

bird in da office

o ok so we cant have a shop cat but the boss can have this fucking thing🙄

13.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Imagining a LOLcat drawover of your fursona with toptext-bottomtext "I CAN HAZ/NUCLEAR FIRST-STRIKE CAPABILITY?" basically one of my genius ideas ever

13.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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10 feb, 1 am; in a hotel somewhere in madrid

13.02.2026 09:13 — 👍 1122    🔁 138    💬 3    📌 0
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damn you live like this? 🦊

11.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 7558    🔁 1177    💬 87    📌 10

I asked the AAA game dev if their new Live Service game is actually going to be any fun and they just started slapping their belly like a trained seal.

10.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

We're going to have to kill discord eventually. Why not now?

10.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

im just saying the great skype migration happened for a lesser reason

09.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.

Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...

09.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 3631    🔁 2250    💬 22    📌 132
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

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I'm about to do irreparable damage to my gender

22.12.2025 11:19 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I do not subscribe to the idea that it is merely ’the way things happen on the Polar Express’. Simply put, there must be a material reason for it

19.12.2025 16:10 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Sketch from last week for @nikolaichaser.bsky.social ✏️

18.12.2025 22:06 — 👍 316    🔁 51    💬 0    📌 0
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Which views the BBC considers unacceptably political in its presenters is particularly telling, isn't it?

13.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 960    🔁 242    💬 8    📌 1
Drunk raccoon laying face first on the bathroom floor with extra view of the destruction they caused in the liquor store

Drunk raccoon laying face first on the bathroom floor with extra view of the destruction they caused in the liquor store

I keep getting sent the drunk raccoon, so I had to draw my oc in that scenario lmao

04.12.2025 22:43 — 👍 420    🔁 89    💬 4    📌 0

tried to get to bluesky by typing 'dinner' into windows search bar. i think the meds have worn off for today

05.12.2025 05:06 — 👍 111    🔁 22    💬 5    📌 0
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spotify wrapped should tell u how many people daniel ek's military arms company has killed thanks to ad revenue from racist podcasts

03.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 20    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Chuckles darkly...

04.12.2025 10:42 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

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