The delivery guy taunting ICE, who then evaded them, jumped on his bike, and left them in his dust.

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Did she hit them in the Head? Hard? Repeatedly?

Stone has a tattoo of Nixon on his back, but did you know he has a tattoo of Trump on his penis? He got it in 2015, and he now would like to have it removed, he's just not ready for the pain of that divorce though.

Geezus, Melania looks like she's going to cut the heart out of any trick or treater that rings the doorbell. Very Satanic priestess vibe.

Which city in a blue state is he going to test this on first?

Maybe you can't see that little piece of shit, but you can smell him. Smells like fascism.

Keep the nuclear football away from him, and don't let him do that to microphones anymore.

Do you get a membership card, some stickers, and a decoder ring?

"I'll take some muster on my bratwurst, sir."

Mary Badham as Scout in " To Kill A Mockingbird

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel "The Avengers"

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in "Alien"

Melissa McBride as Carol on "The Walking Dead"

"Let them eat pumpkin."

Sweet Geezus! Just how much Tylenol did ken Paxton's mama ingest?

Was he wearing a bowler hat and driving a gold Rolls Royce? I think he was going to McDonalds to pick up a Happy Meal for the boss.

On my way to Sachsenhausen concentration camp, and just stopped by to get one of Friedrich's Famous Haircuts. Next I'm off to Wertheims for a new pair of jackboots.

Johnson is a suppository wearing glasses and penny loafers.

Just a small detail that mirrors the larger incompetence.

The results of defective sploogebags.

Everything is fine and dandy until SKYNET links up to your toilet. Then the screaming starts.

Smart toilet? I don't give a shit about this.

It's the Epstein Ballroom, named in honor of Jeffry Epstein (1950-2019).

Hey, give him credit, at least he didn't salute the band this time.

" I've just ended another war, with Tom and Jerry signing...um...a non-war... peace agreement. I am also sending the National Guard to Harvey Street to inforce it..some people say enforce, but it's inforce. I think that's 24 or 25...actually 27 wars I've ended.

He's looks like Anthony Perkins at the end of "Psycho".

Because of digital art and AI, I feel we are losing that little callus an artist gets on the middle finger when using a pencil or ink pen. Going, going...

No Marc, no-one works anymore, just you, and you're the hardest working worker that ever worked.

Which country is he talking about? And 'working like a dog', doesn't he mean 'golfing like a bloated rat'?

Now I'm off to stop a war between Slobovia and Kapookistan. I'm going to parachute in.

I feel we are all soybean farmers now, since taxpayers and consumers are financing a bailout.

Iv'e heard many Republicans dislike a lot of what Trump does, but are afraid of reprisals. They omit the fact that Democrats stand up to Trump, and last week 7 million protested, despite the threat of violence. The Republicans are letting the country burn, because they are cowards.