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@major-trouble.bsky.social

Writer, singer, professional grump Knitter of socks, liker of books and gin Like an NPC, if you ask me a questions I am compelled to answer.

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there is basically never a wrong time to offer to cook for someone, to offer to help with their chores, to offer to watch their kids or run and errand for them, or bring them something to brighten their day.

03.07.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your knee-jerk reaction to artists despairing over massive lay-offs and the further erosion of entire creative industries is anything but solidarity with the artists, rethink everything.

03.07.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3443    ๐Ÿ” 830    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
My art, digital. Comic style of a women shapeshifting into a wolf

My art, digital. Comic style of a women shapeshifting into a wolf

Be the best version of yourself which, letโ€™s face it, is a werewolf.

My art, 2023

19.05.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1477    ๐Ÿ” 327    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

It was a bad idea. But I had a bad feeling we were going to need it.

03.07.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a fun thing about canadian media laws is reliable sources of info canโ€™t post on the most popular social media platform but clickbait news sites can create sidebrands where they market real estate without saying the condos in this building cost $1.2 to $8.6 million because then thatโ€™d be cringe

03.07.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jonesy

02.07.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2252    ๐Ÿ” 573    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

The evil that men do lives after them

03.07.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14189    ๐Ÿ” 3801    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156    ๐Ÿ“Œ 127
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Circa 2010

"Wild Dog"

14.11.2024 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1868    ๐Ÿ” 543    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A digital illustration of Princess Peach, depicted in mushroom themed armour and drawing a katana out of an umbrella sheath.

A digital illustration of Princess Peach, depicted in mushroom themed armour and drawing a katana out of an umbrella sheath.

Peachy ๐Ÿ‘

03.07.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5660    ๐Ÿ” 1534    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

03.07.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5456    ๐Ÿ” 2146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69
A drawing of a stoat colored like a sunrise. The caption reads, "You've been doing a great job considering all you've been up against."

A drawing of a stoat colored like a sunrise. The caption reads, "You've been doing a great job considering all you've been up against."

โค๏ธ

03.07.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2030    ๐Ÿ” 803    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching.

Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.

30.04.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18755    ๐Ÿ” 6512    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

everyone signing on to be a part of the new HBO Max Harry Potter series is endorsing this and should be treated accordingly

18.04.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1684    ๐Ÿ” 398    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
A lioness looks over her shoulder to the viewer; the style is bold and graphical in black, red, and two shades of gray. She is holding a dripping human heart in her maw and commands simply, "Fix your heart - or die".

A lioness looks over her shoulder to the viewer; the style is bold and graphical in black, red, and two shades of gray. She is holding a dripping human heart in her maw and commands simply, "Fix your heart - or die".

#art #blood #gore #lioness #lion #linocut planning #fixyourheart #illustration

17.04.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4448    ๐Ÿ” 1330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I will never understand hateful people. Like why are you so bothered by someone elseโ€™s life choices? Is your main character syndrome so acute that you cannot fathom not being the Most Important One in everyoneโ€™s lives? How sad, honestly. How empty you must be. Go, like, grow a tomato or something.

18.04.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 391    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I swear to Christ, the biggest problem on this hellsite is the fact that so many people are convinced that they are the only competent person in the room.

18.04.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1807    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
A tweet by Max Burns (@themaxburns
) reads: "From the U.S. Holocaust Museum: 'What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process.' Welp."

A tweet by Max Burns (@themaxburns ) reads: "From the U.S. Holocaust Museum: 'What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process.' Welp."

Never forget.

15.04.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4695    ๐Ÿ” 1317    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
A photo of a brown bird with a very pointy reddish crest and chunky orange beak stands on a very thin branch with a blurry green background behind.

A photo of a brown bird with a very pointy reddish crest and chunky orange beak stands on a very thin branch with a blurry green background behind.

Female Northern Cardinal is a little damp but looking fabulous. Have a good weekend all you excellent people.

#birds

12.04.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 390    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I say you donโ€™t have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you donโ€™t ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.

13.04.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20826    ๐Ÿ” 2302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 298    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an old catalog advert for aprons.

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an old catalog advert for aprons.

Coverslut [KUH-vur-sluht]
(n.)
- Any outer garment slipped on to hide untidy clothing beneath such as a housecoat or apron.

Used in a sentence:
โ€œSo I ran in the house, threw on a cover-slut, and scurryfunged ferociously until the vicar knocked at my door."

10.04.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they donโ€™t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

07.04.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63659    ๐Ÿ” 13192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 593

Oh, Murderbot, what did you do?

06.04.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
"U.S. authorities strictly enforce entry requirements. Expect scrutiny at ports of entry, including of electronic devices. Comply and be forthcoming in all interactions with border authorities. If you are denied entry, you could be detained while awaiting deportation," the website now reads.

"U.S. authorities strictly enforce entry requirements. Expect scrutiny at ports of entry, including of electronic devices. Comply and be forthcoming in all interactions with border authorities. If you are denied entry, you could be detained while awaiting deportation," the website now reads.

"The federal government has quietly updated its online travel advice to remind Canadians to "expect scrutiny" from border patrol officers if they travel to the United States." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

05.04.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Comrade Sisko (@Pinko69420
), accompanied by two fist bump emojis. The tweet includes a photo of a person sitting in a car, wearing a gray Bass Pro Shops cap and glasses. Overlaid on the image is white text that reads: "Let's start with a 200% tariff on podcast equipment for straight men." The background outside the car window shows a clear sky, power lines, and some buildings.

The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Comrade Sisko (@Pinko69420 ), accompanied by two fist bump emojis. The tweet includes a photo of a person sitting in a car, wearing a gray Bass Pro Shops cap and glasses. Overlaid on the image is white text that reads: "Let's start with a 200% tariff on podcast equipment for straight men." The background outside the car window shows a clear sky, power lines, and some buildings.

Guys really do love to hear themselves talk, huh.

05.04.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3011    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
bus software updating in real time as the bus is moving & it says ""update in progress. do not turn off the bus"

bus software updating in real time as the bus is moving & it says ""update in progress. do not turn off the bus"

"do not turn off the bus" is so fucking funny

02.04.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 377    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Appreciating the many onscreen moods of Val Kilmer More than a hundred roles in a nearly four-decade career let Val Kilmer explore a wealth of human experience.

More than a hundred roles in a nearly four-decade career let Val Kilmer explore a wealth of human experience.

02.04.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1233    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

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