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Tilly Norwood "has no regrettable posts" but won't turn down a role in Woody Allen's new romcom about the IDF

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

this shit would be a bit much for news anchors in Pyongyang

Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️

mr. president i'm sorry but we have to amputate everything, starting with your dick and ass

Undertale

Dept contacts German authorities over protester assault The Irish ambassador to Germany has conveyed her concern to German authorities after an Irish demonstrator was assaulted by police officers during a pro-Palestine protest in Berlin.

The Irish ambassador to Germany has conveyed her concern to German authorities after an Irish demonstrator was assaulted by police officers during a pro-Palestine protest in Berlin.

I'm getting increasingly offended that they're trying to herd me into talking to Search like its a person. Search is not a person and I'm not going to write to it in complete sentences under any circumstances

we really do need to figure out how this guy managed to create an environment where he can say "i wasted an amount of taxpayer dollars so large I can't even tell you how much it was" & it doesn't cause immediate national outrage

Large crowds gather in Dublin to remember Harvey, as opposition calls for Simon Harris to resign Parents of children and children themselves who have been impacted by spinal surgery waiting times took part in the march of remembrance.

Large crowds gather in Dublin to remember 9-year-old Harvey Morrison Sherratt, as opposition calls for Simon Harris to resign
https://www.thejournal.ie/harvey-march-dublin-6797695-Aug2025/

Trump is about to put me in jail for no reason. But I’m still proud that I wrote in Dwight Eisenhower instead of voting for Kamala Harris

dang that sure is new vegas

24 hours and counting.

President Zelenskyy taking out Marjorie Taylor Greene’s reporter boyfriend with a single line.

I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you

First look at Fallout Season 2

Fallout Season 2 poster

Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.

Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom

The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.

For @nbcnews.com:
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Mary Robinson travels to Rafah Crossing and says Israel deliberately blocking Gaza aid Former President of Ireland Mary Robinson has travelled to the Rafah Crossing between Egypt and Gaza, where she said Israel was deliberately blocking aid from entering the starving and war-ravaged Pal...

Former President of Ireland Mary Robinson has travelled to the Rafah Crossing between Egypt and Gaza, where she said Israel was deliberately blocking aid from entering the starving and war-ravaged Palestinian enclave

Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit

Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit theonion.com/meryl-s...

Poster for a fringe show called The Man who was magic

Your mam trying to remember any character from Lord of the Rings

Michael Mando in the makeup chair preparing to play Scorpion in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’

Robert Reich The Truth About Immigrants and the Economy | Robert Reich

Just a reminder that immigrants are good for society and the economy. https://youtu.be/LCl9-uaKzv8?feature=shared

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
theonion.com/austral...

Andrew Cuomo tweet: In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @zohrankmamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

Notice the skin color of most of the minors in D.C.

This event was one of many racially motivated attacks on the Indian community, within Ireland, during the past few days alone. Please spread the word, we really need to have a discussion about what path the country is heading towards.

This should be a nationwide discussion about how racist far-right rhetoric and disinformation has become normalized in Ireland and the EU. I am disappointed in Ireland, and especially disappointed by the lack of coverage by top Irish media outlets like @news.rte.ie @irishtimes.com @independent.ie