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Writerman, writerman, that's what writerman does. Benothinged out now from Haunt. https://www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alvar-theo/benothinged/9781915691095

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Bela Lugosi and one of his dogs watching a neighbour fuck up trying to parallel park, 1934

06.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Up since 5am cuz if I try to sleep longer than 4 hours, Thatcher's ghost claws its way out of hell to slap me awake and call me a lazy cunt

06.08.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blonde shepsky puppy lying on floor with his head up. He's smiling. His ears are turned down which I don't remember. My dad's arm with his shit tattoos is also in shot.

Blonde shepsky puppy lying on floor with his head up. He's smiling. His ears are turned down which I don't remember. My dad's arm with his shit tattoos is also in shot.

Same dog grown up. Massive now. Longer, more straggly hair. Especially around his ears which now point up. Tongue hanging out a little. He's lying half on me on the sofa. My arm is in the shot. My tattoos are good.

Same dog grown up. Massive now. Longer, more straggly hair. Especially around his ears which now point up. Tongue hanging out a little. He's lying half on me on the sofa. My arm is in the shot. My tattoos are good.

1st Freddie anniversary! He was tiny.

05.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idris Elba in Ultraviolet (that's the UK TV series, not the movie franchise). Right then I was sold on what an absolute find this new guy was.

05.08.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I know I, as a nonbinary person, do not owe the world androgyny, but I wanna be androgynous so badly. I want no one to be able to tell what I am. I want conservatives to wrinkle their noses when they see me and say, in Westley's voice, "Dear God, what is that thing?"

01.08.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

It'd sell well at Christmas for the office Secret Santa.

05.08.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Slot Machine - Far Side of the Moon (β€œShine” Original Soundtrack) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by TERO MUSIC Slot Machine - Far Side of the Moon (β€œShine” Original Soundtrack) [Official Music Video]

Cannot stop singing this. The entire soundtrack rules.

youtu.be/EJhJ3ygMmJc

05.08.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Poster reads, β€œBombs & drones may break their bones, But words and chants offend me.”

Poster reads, β€œBombs & drones may break their bones, But words and chants offend me.”

Manchester streets speak back.

03.08.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Nonbinary flag with the words "BACK PAIN RELIEF"

Nonbinary flag with the words "BACK PAIN RELIEF"

I wish all of my nonbinary friends relief from back pain

10.07.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7693    πŸ” 3015    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 108
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London Trans Pride: A Montage

02.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 393    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7

We need a Paw Patrol of the left

02.08.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12

Being peer‑pressured into laziness by my cats and I’m not fighting it.

02.08.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

Read this back in June and it blew my mind

01.08.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat stood in a bath, drinking from the tap. His tongue is sticking out. Only his eyes and nose are in focus, the rest is blurry, making him seem out of proportion.

A black cat stood in a bath, drinking from the tap. His tongue is sticking out. Only his eyes and nose are in focus, the rest is blurry, making him seem out of proportion.

I swear, it's impossible to take a normal photo of Edgar Allan Paws. He just emits pure photographic chaos fields.

01.08.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3331    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 19
Corey Fah does social mobility by Isabel Waidner

Corey Fah does social mobility by Isabel Waidner

I finished one (1) book in July and it was like 150 pages long πŸ’€

01.08.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Text reads: Could you work for TransActual? We're looking for two part time admin assistants to join our team. Apply by 15th August 2025, 5pm. More info: transactual.org.uk/jobs 

The image is a person with brown hair and glasses sat at a desk working on a laptop surrounded by books, a lam and a plant, on a blue and pink background.

Text reads: Could you work for TransActual? We're looking for two part time admin assistants to join our team. Apply by 15th August 2025, 5pm. More info: transactual.org.uk/jobs The image is a person with brown hair and glasses sat at a desk working on a laptop surrounded by books, a lam and a plant, on a blue and pink background.

We're looking for two part time admin assistants to join our team.

We particularly welcome and encourage applications from trans people, Black People and People of Colour, neurodivergent people and disabled people.

For more info go to transactual.org.uk/jobs

#hiring #LookingForWork #Queerjobs

31.07.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this".
Government responded: "No."

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

11.07.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7395    πŸ” 2609    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 62

Can white Trans+ people please stop insisting that transphobia is the last remaining acceptable form of bigotry?

Because it very much isn't

29.07.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 379    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

Hello, I am an autistic character from a television show. I am like 30 or 40 and have become very accomplished in a STEM career which has somehow never required me to learn any basic social concepts. But don't worry, I have no sensory needs, just mean/blunt/clueless dialogue you can laugh at.

28.07.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

Poorly tummy :(

28.07.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am merely a bundle of maladies masquerading as a man

28.07.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tom Lehrer - National Brotherhood Week
Tom Lehrer - National Brotherhood Week

Very sorry to hear about the death of Tom Lehrer at age 97. The cleverest, funniest singer/songwriter of all time, even if he lost interest in the whole business pretty quickly? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJ...

27.07.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 786    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 153
Person wearing beige vest and green hot pants holds sign that says bless the t girls and all the in between girls

Person wearing beige vest and green hot pants holds sign that says bless the t girls and all the in between girls

Black dog with trans pride bandana held in a crowd with sign that says #notinourname in the background

Black dog with trans pride bandana held in a crowd with sign that says #notinourname in the background

Two signs that read we will always existed and I love my patchy beard

Two signs that read we will always existed and I love my patchy beard

Sign thay reads honk if you support trans rights

Sign thay reads honk if you support trans rights

Organisers say 100,000 people attended London Trans+ Pride yesterday πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

The theme this year was existence and resistance.

Team QueerAF were there and witnessed a strong, empowered community that was turning its rage, into a powerful fight back πŸ‘‡

27.07.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
NYT headline: Mangoes are known as the 'king of fruits. What are their health benefits?

NYT headline: Mangoes are known as the 'king of fruits. What are their health benefits?

They make you HAPPY fuck you

26.07.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1548    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 26
Painting of a skeleton lying on a bed with an angry black cat screaming beside it.

Painting of a skeleton lying on a bed with an angry black cat screaming beside it.

Where's my Breakfast? - Daniel Arthur
Oil on Panel

26.07.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6354    πŸ” 2107    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 46
Preview
CMRosens

Well I've been shadowbanned on Itch, if anyone wants to support me on there you can share this link but I won't show up on searches: cmrosens.itch.io

Fortunately you can also find me in loads of places and buy my books from many locations!

cmrosens-fiction.carrd.co - for all the links!

πŸ’™πŸ“šπŸŒˆπŸ‘€πŸ“š

24.07.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I really picked a hell of a time to change my name to Al

24.07.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A very crudely drawn robot head on fire. He has a square head with square eyes and a rectangular mouth, and a little antenna. Around the head is the text "AI is for cunts
Draw terrible art"

A very crudely drawn robot head on fire. He has a square head with square eyes and a rectangular mouth, and a little antenna. Around the head is the text "AI is for cunts Draw terrible art"

Might get some stickers printed

19.07.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Wrote a To Do list this week for the first time in months and the gods must've cursed me for my hubris.

24.07.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know, maybe the internet shouldn’t be controlled by payment processors and terf lobbyists. and maybe people should be more concerned about this rise of censorship on queer media.

jesus christ, how is this day this bad already.

24.07.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1963    πŸ” 861    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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