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@xalg.im.bsky.social

Father of Six ・ Artist・Senior DevOps Engineer(B.S.) ・ Hacker ・ Philosopher(B.A.) ・Apprentice Armorer/Brasswork ・ PTSD survivor ・He/Him

529 Followers  |  308 Following  |  86 Posts  |  Joined: 31.08.2023  |  2.3931

Latest posts by xalg.im on Bluesky

Put it on! Feel pretty! Do the thing!

03.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What you doing with all of your stuff? Not gonna need it right? I call dibs on your crayons.

23.09.2025 20:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chicken Milk

23.09.2025 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love the imagination happening

18.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Started a travelling puppet show, but dildos rather than puppets

17.09.2025 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A series of vehicles parked along a bridge with obnoxiously patriotic flags and banners supporting Trump

A series of vehicles parked along a bridge with obnoxiously patriotic flags and banners supporting Trump

What, why? They're getting everything they want. What purpose does it serve?

30.08.2025 17:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need more external stimulation. I've not been more than 2.5 miles from my house in three weeks.

21.08.2025 04:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Forever be ating it as much as possible. Become ungovernable!

16.08.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You got this. I'm locked on the show this week, can't wait!

21.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

01.03.2025 18:21 — 👍 95191    🔁 41324    💬 5868    📌 4876

💙 How does this work?

01.03.2025 04:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has more class and grace in his pinky than our Cheeto-in-chief

28.02.2025 20:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is a huge red flag. Every second of the day Russian Bad Actors are doing their best to compromise sensitive systems. As a member of the cyber security community I can attest that this is a terrible thing for the US.

28.02.2025 18:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Broken link

27.02.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our administration cut all the funding for NIH so he had to get get a fast food job to make ends meet.

23.02.2025 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A tableau of soldering accessories and tools with a Nintendo switch lying with its components exposed

A tableau of soldering accessories and tools with a Nintendo switch lying with its components exposed

Open Switch Surgery

22.02.2025 21:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A friend of mine is going through tough times. Help if you can, if not share! #mutualaid No alt on the image, but: alt: A Siberian husky canine prominently featured in center of frame

20.02.2025 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you to everyone who has joined the resistance! Our ranks grow stronger every day.

16.02.2025 04:45 — 👍 42488    🔁 5883    💬 424    📌 171

Solidarity fellow humans!

16.02.2025 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is profoundly unfair that spending time on one artistic skill, takes away time for the refinement of another.

15.02.2025 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're gorgeous

11.02.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm an old white man, I would wear this.

09.02.2025 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hot!

09.02.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can do this. I believe in you.

26.01.2025 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rock that Todo list!

25.01.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jumps in queue

25.01.2025 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmmm maybe

25.01.2025 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Solidarity!

25.01.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know the storm troopers missed you.

25.01.2025 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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