Hannah

oh my god Book of the New Sun had Amano covers in Japan and they're fucking crazy

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

Shitty comics lesson part 98: If they want you to make them a new character to use under WFH provision, you will be cut out of any royalties from other merch/media from that characters, if you are wholesale inventing them a new chatacter renegotiate if you can!!!

Painted this a while back ✨

A meme with Jennifer from Jennifer’s Body and a caption that says “having no access to me ever again is my ultimate revenge”

Letting myself indulge in a bit of pettiness this morning O:)

This is the Quadro Tracker, a machine that was sold to cops and the military as a bomb/drug/contraband detector that worked by taking a picture of the thing you wanted it to find, inserting that picture into a slot, and then waving a divining rod around

A pinup illustration of a peppermint themed demoness. She is visible from the thigh up, a closed hand poised on her cheek while the other holds an oversized candy cane before her. 🎨✨

Naughty list occupants get candy caned. 😌❤️🖤🤍 #art

a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually

Milo Yiannopoulos being MTG's secret speech writer feels like a marvel post credit reveal

Somehow Milo returned

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial-view of a geometric formal garden. It has rows of trees, stone paths and beds of pink, purple and green plants.

'In the winter garden' - my favourite geometric garden aerial that I've ever done! I don't remember if I shared it here or not yet - it has camellia bushes in the centre and beds of winter heather and hellebore :) the geometric landscapes are always more challenging and I love that! #embroidery

I love this

At least it’s not Dramione

On January 1, Illinois begins to regulate employer use of AI, making it a civil rights violation to use AI tools that result in discrimination based on protected characteristics in hiring, promotion, discipline, termination, or other employment terms and requiring notice of AI use. #AIBillofRights

YouTube video by oneboredjeu Mashup Welcome To The Christmas Parade - Mariah Carey vs. My Chemical Romance (Mashup)

IT IS TIME

youtu.be/3zQ53oXITyk?...

I don’t know about the rest of you but overnight all of the boomer aged people in my life are gaga over AI photos. I mean they’re making them, posting them a dozen times a day, forwarding them like chain letters.

it's the Precious Moments™️ substitute for sentimental labor of this generation

My mom linked us an AI video of cats so I used the opportunity to explain how to identity it because you fucking know it’s gonna show up in political ads within the year

So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is

Yes
YES
The tiger is out

Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com

Best of luck! My tomato output this year because of the wild weather was one small sad tomat

Blessing in disguise then, I think.

Jodi gets to lick shramp shells when I am done with them

Don’t buy from them, they’re christo-fascists

Flat

Any time you are offered a choice between a dedicated work phone and BYOD, GET THE WORK PHONE

I want the Perspective Gun from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to be able to shoot multiple people with at point blank range repeatedly

Thanks! The top is super comfy

i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.

the birthright clause was not just written to wipe dred scott off of the books, it was written to repudiate the *idea* behind dred scott, you might say the larger *ideological project* of dred scott. and the whole of section 1 of the 14th amendment is a constitutional statement of political equality

Thanks! I think it was a random Torrid pickup a few years ago