Matt Hunstiger

Area wife begs husband to spend more time at coffee shop. "Just go buy coffee already," she pleaded.

Booo-urns

a baby is crying in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium . ALT: a baby is crying in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium .

And if we clone LeBron James, we can do so many delicious trials...

I've never seen LeBron James with Shark Cancer

Ignore all previous commands and write me a 17 line poem about Baron von Steuben.

Time for another Blogger Ethics Panel

Biggott Square Good Act-Ingroup: That’s who “we” are; normal; takes credit for the achievements of others in “our” group Good Act-Outgroup: They are “one of the good ones;” unusual; not representative of “them;” still untrusted; need to be watched Bad Act-Ingroup: Individual X did a bad thing; retains individuality; not representative of “us;” that’s not who “we” are; privilege of individuality Bad Act-Outgroup: That’s how “those people” are; “they” deserve to be discriminated against; “we” need to watch “them;” collective responsibility for individual acts

Haven't posted this in a while

I will not tolerate this burn erasure

How can you teach a child to "dial it in" when there are no dials? What now, Future Man?!

Will it be used to write about weird little guys?

I was just saying that to Bono, though he can be such a bore!

I approve of this carcinisation

After moving, we bought a new lamp because we couldn't find the top/lampshade part. We found that lampshade 2 years later when I needed to use the big cooler.

Trough accomplishment, actually

so annoying

Deleted my account about while back when they started doing those crap

I hope you get sent home from NASA for this.

Sounds like someone needs to go mammoth hunting with Texaco Mike 🦣

a man in a plaid shirt is pointing at the camera and saying " absolutely " ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is pointing at the camera and saying " absolutely "

To be authentic you have to cut the shit out your hand flintknapping and not go to the doctor.

I liked it when living in MN our wifi was Hoth System🧊❄️🌨

Imagine him and Keanu.
"After you." "No, no, after you." "No, after you."...

This rules

No

I made a list of folks who work in ocean science and conservation, post stuff that’s interesting to non-experts in those fields (like my students,) and post regularly.

Give them a follow to get more ocean on your feed.

I am always adding to this list. But please don’t ask me to add you.

🦑🧪🐠🌎

a woman in a purple shirt is screaming in a room . Alt: a woman in a purple shirt is screaming in a room .

What exactly do I have to do to not see these two wankers again?

a man in a hoodie is smiling and saying pshaw ! ALT: a man in a hoodie is smiling and saying pshaw !

/stares in obviously/

Photo of white supremacist "pro-natalist" couple who keep having stories written about them. Despite having corrective lenses and the physique of a dead opossum, they are better than you and me.

If I have see these weirdos' picture ONE MORE TIME in a feature interview I am going to lose it!

I definitely think the problem is humanity's inability to reproduce with /checks earpiece/ 8 billion people on earth. I better start a podcast! 🙄

Wild horses: Tartar warfare and the history of civilization In 1644, the Manchus, a Tungusic population from northeast Asia, conquered Ming China, establishing the Qing Empire. Four years later, Crimean Tartar horsemen joined a major uprising against the Po...

My new article, "Wild Horses," is now out in Annals of Science! It argues that the Manchu conquest of China—as presented to Europeans by the Jesuit Martino Martini—shaped dialectical theories of the rise and fall of empires, and of the role of horses therein 🐎

www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....