tummy, P.I.

had to fight thru the shadow realm to wake up from my nap

it's kind of amazing how easily Bryce can dangle the keys in people's faces and it works every time. Some fans seem so entitled to a player's praise of them like they're the ones signing paychecks lmao

everyone wants a himbo until the himbo has to answer a question smh

putting ‘bosses dni’ on my slack profile

a stylized 3d render of a person counting sheep with a tally counter

counting 🐑

man curry is so good the next day

do i need spf? A tiny, maximalist web app that checks your local UV index and says if you should wear SPF.

i made this for you doineedspf.com

couples costume idea: wearing your partner's skin

I think what bluesky users generally want is to have mods that not only agree with every diffuse set of beliefs they collectively have but also apparently don't exist at the same time. Like you don't have to even think that they are there, or that servers cost money, none of that, just posting

god won't get away with this again

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY: DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HYPNOTIZE THAT LITTLE BIRD? SLUGGO I’LL TRY P2-WITH A DEVIOUS EXPRESSION, SLUGGO HYPNOTIZED THE LITTLE BIRD SLUGGO: ABBA DABBA--YOU'RE AN EAGLE YOU'RE AN EAGLE P3- NANCY AND SLUGGO LOOK ON AS THE BIRD FLIES TOWARDS NANCY’S BABYDOLL P4- THE LITTLE BIRD THINKING IT’S AN EAGLE FLIES AWAY WITH NANCY’S BABYDOLL NANCY: COME BACK WITH MY BABY!

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 24,1946

"We pay too much money year in and year out" idk man get some real problems if ur complaint is that ur a paypig for the Phillies lmao. They're wildly successful despite their flaws get a fucking grip

i, too, am getting unreasonably sad as my fave team (Phillies) lose but unlike some ppl i am not seriously upset bc It Is Just A Game

i love baseball and for that reason i refuse to look at any more baseball opinions during the playoffs

having the kind of morning where u almost start ugly crying during a meeting with your boss so we are starting the day off STRONG

making myself a morning person is both great and terrible

already day dreaming of going to sleep tonight

it's a knife when u have a tummy ache at bedtime

in general ebay if you can find the right seller. My partner got a few different phones that have been great but were from different sellers

good luck! My pixel randomly started dying/the screen blacked out and died suddenly on me right after trying to get it fixed 🥲 super common sadly

Bro do not crush me up and ferment me 🙂‍↔️🤚

i love house music for motivation. It's my version of putting on gospel while cleaning the house on sunday tbh

im gonna scream so loud and so long this fucking rules

i simply think this place has been flawed from the start and like literally any other (large-scale) social media is ran by out of touch assholes. This isn't a bootstraps project out of the goodness of their heart they want to make money lol

ime folks will simply Not Post (vs delete their accounts outright) and then just come back in like a week or 2

this is the 3rd or 4th time ppl have threatened to leave bsky for good idk maybe it sticks this time

society founded on the judicial concept of "being normal to each other"

waking up in the morning gotta be top 10 most stupidest thing to do

ok it’s time