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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS OUTSIDE OF NANCY’S WINDOW NANCY: IM HAVING SPAGHETTI FOR LUNCH SLUGGO: HOW ABOUT INVITING ME? P2- NANCY: NO---YOUR TABLE MANNERS ARE AWFUL SLUGGO: PLEASE-I LOVE SPAGHETTI P3- NANCY HAS PLACED A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI ON A TABLE AT THE FRONT DOOR,AND A STRAND OF SPAGHETTI IS GOING OUT THROUGH THE KEYHOLE P4-SLUGGO IS SITTING ON NANCY’S FRONT PORCH EATING THE SPAGHETTI AS HE PULLS IT FROM THE KEYHOLE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 7,1951

ppl be posting the darndest things and sometimes make u go "wow"

I always pack for an overnight trip like i’m gonna shit my pants twice and step in a mud puddle

man i can't stand this guy, fuck his ugly little outfit

and of course my actual role has also shifted to take on more work, yet they refuse to pay us more and have limited annual pay increases heavily in the past couple years despite everyone complaining

i feel like in corporate settings, they leverage people's desire for career growth vs morals/ethics/passions to get them to do more for free. My workplace has a whole system for folks to sign up to do extra work for free under the guise of career growth/networking

honestly i was a different person when i was crashing out. im normal now

timeline juice cleanse

i firmly believe if ur church puts on productions this big ur going hell

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

This is actually what semis drive like on i95

tbh kinda pissy the nursery sent them so close to the weekend with usps but also seasoned growers are like "yeah, it's a crapshoot to buy rn", so im mostly kicking myself. I feel so fucking stupid wasting my money im kms

i feel like im gonna get my heart broken when these plants finally arrive :') it's so cold but i thought i could beat the snow and the black friday deal was so good

"be nice or leave" is a hilarious sign to put in a popeyes

i love going to get my car looked at with an 11am appt and 3 hours later they're like "ur up next" bruh

the real 4 elements

for once id like to have a job interview and not feel like a desperate imposter struggling aginst my own mind when the interviewer is prob just thinking about lunch or whatever

*taking shallow breaths and staring at the wall* boy lunch ha ha

Fraggle rock theme song… smiling serenely

the thing where you inflate a paper bag and then strike it to make a loud "pang!!!" noise - I'd like to do that in the office someday

waterlilies

i can't stop saying "goated with sauce" thanks to that awful alexa commercial

Illustration of a killing jar

putting all my haters in here

Distressed MILFS in your area need help now. They're not looking for love. They just want URGENT ASSISTANCE NOW

I can't find his follow up bc it was so quick and idk which epi it was, but basically he just talked about how he had to sit in court for a few hours and missed yet another bureaucratic step. I remember bc he said the judge told him "you don't listen to directions do you" or something

tbh you should prob listen to the episode but basically it comes down to he got a speeding ticket during the floods and got arrested for it later bc of bureaucratic misunderstandings/failings

Episode 416: The World's Largest Haunted House (about 30min in is when he starts talking about it)

he recently had a whole saga involving going to jail + court that he talked about on the podcast. So, maybe struggling a bit