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Fwiw, i’ve only ever heard professional artists say exactly the same thing, just with regard to art.

Not to contradict you, but I speculate that all labor done at the behest and direction of anyone besides one’s self will always feel “lost,” because, in a literal way, it is when you can’t own it.

Just realized that AIDS and the Internet coinciding means that gay male sociality is never coming back ever. Splendid

For my mom’s 70th birthday, I’m giving her what she’s always wanted: a house in the backyard for all of her adult children to live in that she can lock from the outside by remote control

Oh lol. I was successfully trolled

Good news! After reviewing your posts, I have diagnosed many of your problems. Expect a deluge of snide subtweets shortly

Loads of men were called that a lot regardless of their orientation, who cares. Is this a real thing ppl say

it's very important that i do not fail at anything in my life ever again

Dick Suckers of America

Really crazy combo of bumper stickers

Shot, chaser

Sorry if i follow you im just desparate

giving you a lock of my hair but it’s not from my head

Congratulations! You are eligible for ten minutes of salad!

Back back back in the U. S. S. A.

calling in to work scared

Im on a greyhound but im the only passenger so uhhhh if this is my last tweet please come find me? Im in tj plaza de mexicano I have the find my app idk

‼️⚠️ALERTA ⚠️‼️

You have made one (1) minor error in Spanish.

Your punishment shall be: one (1) remainder of a condescending interaction in awkward English, reduction in sentence awarded for time served.

As far as i can tell, the only thing in that direction was a porno theater 😭😭 which doesnt really make any kind of sense to me but idk abt these things. I didnt know porn theaters were still a thing anywhere

Also i did not really know until now that sex tourism is, like, the PRIMARY kind of tourism here, which does kind of explain why all of the extranjeros ive seen are lone terrifying middle aged men

People in BC love to say “porfa,” which is short for “por favor,” meaning “thank you.” And I think that’s beautiful

People lined up on the sidewalk for something slightly out of sight

Wait people are lined up for a Thing. I wonder what the Thing is

Here’s a picture of my Experience i dont drink and didnt come with anyone so i guess im out of shit to do until tomorrow? Idk?

Not to be so tinfoil but why is the sun 80,000 times stronger the instant you cross the border into méxico

Avenida Revolución is like dead quiet and it’s low key freaking me out

The trashcan next to the toilet will be unspeakable by morning

It just occurred to me that i drank the water i was served lmao

I caved and got a private room just go ahead and shoot me in the face

😭 you really don’t have to. Maybe do a normie sketch real quick and send it since you promised

im reaching the age where i start to become rebellious

😭 only the yellowish medium-small short hair generic dog is fit for these streets

“That face makes me want to party” is so classic