Amelia

in my dream last night I woke up just before finishing assembling a really interesting box. Still mad about it

#DidYouKnow? if you don't feel like taking your meds, you don't have to

big week for spoons, according to the dishwasher

no Officer I can't see straight...im gay

jiver's license. a license to jive

Lintstagram. For the washer-dryer community

Recent searches where does personality come from bob dylan hard rain quisling how to deal with nonexistance

I'm inventing a religion that makes you a bad person

for some reason people with fragile egos don't handle it very well when you tell them they have a fragile ego

an eye for an eye leaves the whole world cool as hell (eyepatches)

Explain you to me like I'm 5

i've decided i'm no longer mentally ill

My dog is a victim of treat culture

you call your partner "baby"? 🤨 and we're supposed to let you around our kids?

from the notes app: I was supposed to be shaken from my branch but actually I'm a newborn leaf unfurling...

just discovered apparently I wrote this down in the middle of the night

this hit hard when I was half-asleep

the perfect distance from a camera is 1,000,000,000,000,000 days

You people will like anything

😭

i live at home

Uncanny valley ranch

"conservative estimates show..." why not liberal estimates. For once

Are you the enemy of the good? Because to me you are perfect

Hate when someone is not a true gift-giver but instead more like a victim of marketing

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, ask for whom you can toll the bell

excerpt from book: be faced with male condescension and prejudice—"L'homme que je pourrais aimer n'est pas né, et il ne naîtra peut-être que plusieurs siècles après ma mort," as George Sand lets Lélia observe

tweet of mine from Jan 4, 2021: interesting [screenshot of google search "can Italians be named Greg" and results "Greg in Italian is Gregorio"]

They're called "favs" because you can earn someone's "favor" with enough of them

screenshot of draft from April 24: I'll know I've made it the day I have a selfie with a retweet

a selfie. Amelia is a white person in her twenties with brown hair and parted bangs, wearing a black square neck top, a gray cardigan, and silver hoop earrings

bored so I decided to become perfect