Amelia

I love the last minute. Huge fan of waiting until it too.

Can anyone tell me if this would be a good idea or not

Joking our way into a loving married relationship in a 1 bed apartment with a kid on the way. For the bit

the highest ever single day electricity consumption for Virginia occurred this past January 23rd, with a total of 24,768 MW used. our utility is saying that new data center interconnection requests currently filed collectively represent an additional 70,000 MW of daily demand

[texting someone I saw four times 2 years ago] I'm ready for love

Text messages on separate days: Borat 2 tonite 👀 Borat 2 tonight queen?? Borat 2 tonite 👀

had to download this meme format and had no idea this was the original

it's ok to skip your skincare sometimes. sometimes you have to let a little seasoning build up like a cast iron

golden rule of making fun of ppl's appearance:

if they're beautiful inside then don't say anything. but if theyre ugly inside you can say whatever you want

trans girls are the best posters and it's not even close

Hey girl 😊

Did you know? 🤔

I'm perfect 😂

I'm so normal that it's weird. People get freaked out by how regular I am

We should destroy Madison square garden and build a neoclassical Penn train station

It is impossible to hate the sun for rising. It is foolish to love the sun for rising. The sun simply does that

new medication got me using exclamation points in Teams

all scrolling is sinful. Except when I do it

I'm going to get amazing at living VERY soon

Scientists have estimated that adults ingest the equivalent of' one credit card per week in microplastics.

Did everyone have their weekly credit card yet? 🙂

you should be able to pull over a cop if they have a taillight out

Are you taking orders....

I need to lie down for two hours about this

"What's up?"

- child learning prepositions of direction

the cruelty of this world is overwhelming

Select gender of item: Male Female Child None

NJ Transit Lost and Found application confirms there are more than two item Genders

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your bitch too bad. your South too sawn. your exit too 59. they'll kill you

Just ignore them, Kash Money. They hate to see a brown man redacting

new profile pic alert

please realign your visual reward system accordingly