Amelia

No, please, nothing fancy. An ad-supported-tier funeral is good enough.

screenshot of one of my drafts from 2021: "how many people should you typically betray in a year? is it 8 or is it 9? I always forget"

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How many near-death experiences are you supposed to have in a year, is it 6 or 7? I always forget

Life advice: do not read Heidegger and then smoke the type of weed that makes you scared 👍

I burn every book after reading it

You can commit any crime as long as your hazards are on

My therapist just told me "What you are feeling is not fine or normal. No one has ever felt what you're feeling before. You should avoid situations that trigger this feeling and hide from it" should I get a new one

going to start using 👂 instead of 👀 to indicate interest #ocularcentrism

buying another lip stain will cure me

"What do you do for work?" primarily I am annoying

Kid from the "Does anyone know if we have to..." meme: "Does anyone know"

Hegel:

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Me and my dog go way back

What is the difference between pets on IG reels and unregulated circus animals

I would be a terrible therapist. Mostly because I am not trained or certified in psychiatry

At my wake i want one of those digital picture frames that cycles through photos only it's screenshots of all my posts

Also dreamt that I biked Route 22 in a mini skirt to get to Target but realized I forgot my wallet so someone drove me to their house but there was conflict so later there were rituals of healing like pouring out cups of peanuts. Kind of beautiful

Dreamt I was trying to train a really aggressive dog that turned into a kitten that drowned itself when I wasn't looking so I had to give it CPR

Is this all we are? Just microbiota in god's gut?

Someone I blocked appeared in my dream. feels illegal

bsky.app/profile/amel...

He only wants me for my sharp wit, vast intelligence, and beautiful soul...😔

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Reacting to your email with an emoji

in my dream last night I woke up just before finishing assembling a really interesting box. Still mad about it

big week for spoons, according to the dishwasher

no Officer I can't see straight...im gay

jiver's license. a license to jive

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