Amelia

“become” its called honey

Burglar:

You have to separate the cash from the cashier

You have to separate the farm from the farmer

You have to separate the zoo from the zoologist

You have to separate the surgery from the surgeon

You have to separate the cheese from the cheesemonger

(everyone was so shook too because they thought it was this horrible shady merchant but it was actually GOD)

had a dream God fined a little girl an exorbitant amount ($1)

suggestion: never alter your facial features because when they inevitably cycle back into style you'll be cleaning up. And that's game theory

if I were me I wouldn't know what to do with myself

had a Marxist dream last night. I was with a team trying to alleviate poverty and it struck me viscerally how much a lifetime a hard labor wrecks the bodies of the working poor and I realized "we're nothing but slaves, all of us in slavery to capital" because we have no choice in the matter

why bring consciousness into the world if only to end it @universe

Guys 80-90 years is not enough 😔

Pokémon is fatphobic

calling out of work today to deal with this

Rebrand from a studio in Seattle. Client: The Essential Baking Company. The prior logo is a very balanced, detailed, delicate almost 19th-century looking etching of the name with rays and shafts of wheat. The new logo is an almost cartoonish, flat color illustration in yellow and orange of a loaf of bread with large sun rays coming out of it, with a more trendy font.

This is a tragedy

Draft post: In my dream I had a rabbit and was stringing up a pair of jeans in order to make a suspended platform for her and someone read the tag on the jeans: "Kimberly McGarvey." The rabbit shed a tear, implying this was her previous owner. unclear if rabbit was lost or owner died. Letters appeared spelling "CLASSIC." Somber moment

tracking my mental state with emojis:

😒

this is why my posts have been like this

discovered large amount of mold in my retainer 😀

helping a perfectly healthy 35 year old man across the street

I'm going to get amazing at living VERY soon

Regina George staring smiling "so you agree?" meme

this image is my default mental state. Not the quote just the expression

democratic alien: take me to your highest decision-making body

The amount of syntax I've lost by being online...

my dog on prednisone

CD that says "ImageCare Woodbridge Radiology"

just had an MRI...they played a really loud experimental mixtape and gave me a copy afterward?

So glad I decided to get pretty one day. Great decision on my part