Haywood Jablomi

The Murdaugh show makes those people look WAAAY hotter than they were irl. Genuinely, the most inbred looking family I’ve ever seen.

Mamdani winning the mayoral seat in NYC just reiterates what I’ve been saying for years: the people LONGGGGG for a hot and sexy progressive politician

Saw someone selling PyreDoodles and as a dog person… that is the worst combination I’ve ever ever heard of. My Pyrenees is neurotic enough, why would you add POODLE???

Millennials, Gen X, and Gen Z are the worst parents I’ve ever encountered. You don’t have to be permissive instead of abusive.

Everyone is freaking out about their Snapchat memories but all mine are nudes 😭

My biggest bully from my early 20s came across my tiktok fyp and the self control I exhibited to not be a fucking troll should be awarded.

I always feel so bad for anyone who has to play Kevin Price in Book of Mormon. That role is basically impossible to sing consistently 8 shows a week and anyone who can and has done it are genuinely not human.

WHAT NO PLEASE NO

When did love is blind get so right wing?????????

Auditions are the woooorst but mostly because of the waiting afterwards 😭

Some child on tiktok is trying to call me racist because I corrected her 😭 please child, I promise I’m not being racist. You’re just wrong.

Realizing you were in a cult as a kid but not until you’re almost 32 is a TRIP

This is terrifying and embarrassing all at the same time. Our villains are so fucking cringe dude. 😭

Jeremy Jordan is so sexy in Newsies, I cannot deal at all

NOOOOOOO LOVE IS DEAD 19 years?!?

My therapist ghosted me 😭

I’m getting a bit worried about how many far right folks have been declaring war on the left…

I’m so tired, I don’t wanna go to mass 😭

Made a joke about taking my sisters bike that she’s left at my parents house for over a year and she got super mad at me because “her stuff is hers” but like she stole all of my furniture when she moved out of my parents house years ago. 🥲 so her stuff is hers but also my stuff is hers apparently.

FUCK I love my boyfriend

I can’t listen to Norah Jones or Adele since my divorce because I just burst into tears every time ugh WHY

Feeling my depression getting bad again

I’m so tired. I can’t believe I have to sit through mass today. UGH

Being divorced and seeing people getting engaged is honestly a crazy feeling and experience.

Fighting nausea like Batman fights crime

I’m so tired 😭

I know this is immature but it really does piss me off when people get into stuff they previously made fun of me for liking 😭

SOMEONE DO CAROUSEL PLEASE

I don’t think anyone understands how lucky we are to be alive at the same time as Joshua Henry.

Finding out Jennifer Hudson won the Oscar for supporting actress when Dreamgirls is literally about Effie (art imitates life forreal)