Coffee & Cupcakes

I asked my husband to get Pecorino Romano from the market and he brought back Parmesan and said he thought it was the same thing. So now I have to divorce him.

People who travel for work, I need to know if other people do this. When my hotel room is a double, one bed is my “work/eat/hang out bed” and one is my “sleep bed”. Just me?

And then if you did give him ivermectin and he died they’d call it Gods will. Like no way Carol. Gods will is pushing Dr Whoever to want to go to med school cause He sure didn’t give me that type of ambition. I’m not playing God or Doctor when it comes to my kids.

YOU’VE NEVER HAD FUN A DAY IN YOUR LIFE

Are they really worried about that when they have no food or water or shelter???

I’m into the fuck it TS era lol

I hope old school twitter fam is doing well.

So really the only common denominator among mass shootings are guns and men. Ban them both.

a man sits on a couch with two children wearing tin foil hats ALT: a man sits on a couch with two children wearing tin foil hats

Me for the foreseeable future.

Wild Trump would sacrifice one of his own just to bury the Epstein files.

I don’t have facts but that’s what I saw. Either way, I feel bad for the kids. And the students there.

He was a POS but I feel so bad for his children that had to witness this up close. That is horrific.

Our apartment we moved out of auto-drafted our August rent after we moved out. Then they said they would send us a check for it. Today I got a letter from collections…for August rent…

go birds

Might as well do a double feature with fern gully and go full trauma.

I would raaaaggggeee to those parents.

YES! Cant take them while pregnant and both times when I could take them again they worked quickly.

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

Is there a special one from around when she was married? I feel like I see a lot used from that timeframe.

Yeeeesss! And when “Otay” turns into Ok, it’s going to break my heart.

The Hunting Wives is something, huh? Definitely not a watch in public show lol

Tsunami warning and my cousin is in labor. lol

I am scared just reading this. I do not fuck with Appalachian lore.

me to my grandkids: we were in a labubu dubai chocolate matcha kpop demon slayer epstein list coldplay affair era obv

I feel so bad that the families of that Coldplay scandal need to see full on replays and mockeries over and over….but I am so petty that if I was them, I would screen record every single one and have them played in court for an entire day. No statements, just press play.

Kids don’t deserve to suffer for the choices of their adults. There are other ways.

Massachusetts 🥶

Celebrating millions of people that will severely struggle and die over the next 4 years? No thanks! Lady liberty is embarrassed.

This will be the 7th state I’ve lived in.