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There is little I wholeheartedly approve of in the world as it is today, with the exceptions of sleeping bees and kittens

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a man is sitting at a desk holding a piece of paper in front of a map of the world . ALT: a man is sitting at a desk holding a piece of paper in front of a map of the world .

Money is the reason

Do you remember SNL's Dennis Miller who later became a Fix News pundit?

A fan asked him once "What happened to you? You used to be funny? Now you're an asshole"

His response "I get PAID a LOT to be an asshole'

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Balance is a constant struggle.

And indeed, putting together the Resistance Summer School in two months after Columbia cancelled my class on race and media may be one of the heaviest psychic lifts of my life!

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Top vaccine regulator returns to FDA after recent firing Vinay Prasad had been dismissed less than two weeks ago.

Dr. Vinay Prasad is back at the FDA less than two weeks after the White House pressed the head of the agency to remove him from his multiple agency leadership roles, an HHS spokesperson said Saturday.

www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

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πŸ’‘

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he couldn't rescue his own butt

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bathroom bullshit set me off

09.08.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

soon please, it's a rough day news wise

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I hope South Park does an episode about how MAGA hates South Park doing episodes about them.

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If you cannot go to the bathroom at work, you cannot go to work. If you cannot go to the bathroom at school, you cannot go to school. This effectively bans transgender people from a broad swath of public life in the UK

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odd huh? Maybe it's just "my day" for internet fuckery

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'I know you are, but what am I?' Trump’s revenge mocked by legal experts Legal analysts are collectively rolling their eyes and responding with ridicule after President Donald Trump's administration assigned longtime ally Ed Martin to serve as a special counsel to investig...

'I know you are, but what am I?' Trump’s Tish James/Adam Shiff revenge mocked by legal experts www.rawstory.com/trump-invest...

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fuck those magats

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BREAKING: Texas House speaker ramps up pressure on Democrats who fled the state by announcing new penalties for missing members after the House failed to reach quorum again.

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oh please oh please oh please

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The ACLU may seek en banc review of this, which remains one of the few options for direct accountability.

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Keep 'em coming

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In addition to seeking to unseal the grand jury transcripts, the Government moves to unseal
the Maxwell and Epstein grand jury exhibits subject to appropriate redactions of victim-related and
other personal identifying information. As there are parties whose names appear in the grand jury
exhibits but did not appear in the grand jury transcripts, the Government is undertaking to notify
such parties to the extent their names appear in grand jury exhibits that were not publicly admitted
at the Maxwell trial (and they were not already notified in connection with the request to unseal
the grand jury transcripts). The Government respectfully requests to update the Court following
those notifications by August 14, 2025, and requests that the Court await that update before
unsealing any of the grand jury exhibits, to the extent the Court is otherwise inclined to do so.

In addition to seeking to unseal the grand jury transcripts, the Government moves to unseal the Maxwell and Epstein grand jury exhibits subject to appropriate redactions of victim-related and other personal identifying information. As there are parties whose names appear in the grand jury exhibits but did not appear in the grand jury transcripts, the Government is undertaking to notify such parties to the extent their names appear in grand jury exhibits that were not publicly admitted at the Maxwell trial (and they were not already notified in connection with the request to unseal the grand jury transcripts). The Government respectfully requests to update the Court following those notifications by August 14, 2025, and requests that the Court await that update before unsealing any of the grand jury exhibits, to the extent the Court is otherwise inclined to do so.

Smart lawyer people, I ask again: How is this not a violation of 6(e)?

The rapists are being treated better than the victims here, not all of whom had been notified earlier this week, until victims' lawyers pointed that out.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Anyway, that's why I'm an impatient asshole w/people lecturing all day, "Democrats and by that I mean electeds not me need to do messaging better this way," bc the way to make that happen is to ... do it. Or magnify other people doing it.

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I have an ad blocker. NO ONE will let you read without an account or no ad blocker.

08.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will you please support this
β€ͺCongresswoman Pressley‬calling for a hearing to let survivors of Epstein's abuse testify before Congress.For those who wish to speak up, we cannot meet their courage with inaction.
This is crucial to getting the healing, transparency & accountability survivors deserve.

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no penis=no problem

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I heard how you said that

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thank you.
Stupid IS the correct word.

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Crypto group claims responsibility for WNBA 'sex toy' pranks, denies ties to recent arrests at games There have been six known incidents of sex toys being thrown onto various WNBA courts since late July

That paragraph is from a NYT story, but I’m not wasting a gift link on something so stupid. Here’s a free story that explains it.

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shared and shared elsewhere

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Stop the Presses | Mark Jacob | Substack A weekly newsletter about how right-wing extremism has exploited the weaknesses in American journalism, and what we can do about it. Click to read Stop the Presses, by Mark Jacob, a Substack publicati...

www.stopthepresses.news?r=62joj&utm_...
give it a try. free

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Stop the Presses | Mark Jacob | Substack A weekly newsletter about how right-wing extremism has exploited the weaknesses in American journalism, and what we can do about it. Click to read Stop the Presses, by Mark Jacob, a Substack publicati...

If you appreciate me laying out the facts like this, please consider subscribing to my free Stop the Presses newsletter, which examines how right-wing extremism exploits the weaknesses in American journalism.

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won't let me read

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Pam Bondi taps Ed Martin as 'special attorney' to investigate Letitia James and Sen. Adam Schiff U.S.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

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