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staff writer @mcweekly | time machine enthusiast
I hope screenwriters are finishing their scripts, there are so many powerful stories to put on screen, and time of the essence
08.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nation Grateful to GOP for Protecting It From TV
Report: You to Be Fired for Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Trump Spends Entire UK Trip Trying to Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment
I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
19.09.2025 01:18 — 👍 6866 🔁 1168 💬 80 📌 34Finally watched The Brutalist last night.
What an extraordinary film: epic, exquisite, immersive.
Loved it.
Listening to this press conference it seems clear that Trump is mentally gone and that his team is consolidating power for President J.D. Vance.
11.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 3413 🔁 1015 💬 240 📌 95A Rare sighting of the deep blue underside of a glacier during a collapse caused by glacier calving.
01.08.2025 13:37 — 👍 1108 🔁 288 💬 31 📌 33Move over Buffalo, someone threw a lime green dildo on the court during play in Atlanta
30.07.2025 01:54 — 👍 471 🔁 106 💬 27 📌 76I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
29.07.2025 22:34 — 👍 14754 🔁 2546 💬 177 📌 79It's so bananas that America is now a full-on banana republic, except you can't grow bananas and there's a tariff on imported bananas.
29.07.2025 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
24.07.2025 19:51 — 👍 19764 🔁 4393 💬 672 📌 612WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
24.07.2025 23:40 — 👍 24366 🔁 4804 💬 503 📌 1165Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.
18.07.2025 00:26 — 👍 17786 🔁 3352 💬 364 📌 129Actually it’s pronounced BONG- GUY- KNOW
16.07.2025 23:36 — 👍 89 🔁 3 💬 13 📌 1
total clarity here from @edwardluce.bsky.social
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On Mon 4/14 @ 4pm PT, I will have a special live session to discuss the rapidly unfolding, chaotic, & apparently intensifying actual & proposed cuts to NOAA & NASA that threaten to decimate weather & climate science & prediction in the U.S. See you then. youtube.com/live/mbt...
13.04.2025 01:58 — 👍 256 🔁 101 💬 2 📌 10ChatGPT ass presidency
04.04.2025 20:28 — 👍 25212 🔁 4078 💬 654 📌 146Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
28.03.2025 02:52 — 👍 6133 🔁 1307 💬 232 📌 641They’ll never accept it, but everyone who cast a vote for Donald Trump did real, generations-long damage to the United States and the west in exchange for essentially nothing of value.
27.03.2025 20:07 — 👍 19164 🔁 4872 💬 464 📌 235
Really good, predictably infuriating rundown of what happened to Outside Magazine. It's a pretty familiar story of media biz/VC fuckery, told comprehensively and well, by the membership-funded site that is already taking Outside's place. escapecollective.com/theres-a-wil...
13.03.2025 22:26 — 👍 284 🔁 55 💬 13 📌 8The stock market is not the economy. The stock market is not the economy. The stock market is not the economy.
Nonetheless, holy shit.
What’s remarkable is that there’s hardly any real news driving this. It’s just investors belatedly realizing that Trump is who he is, and always was.
It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours, and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic.
When the fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control.
