Dave Powell

fighting tears

AHHHHHHHHH

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

New name

Tracy (looking up at the bar tv): I thought they were showing fail videos... that was a commercial for war amps.

NOSFERATU FLOW

It's incredible to witness. Weasels gnawing through cables.

so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.

we really need a better name for the “wealth gap” to more accurately reflect that these motherfuckers stole our shit

And occasionally do something so fucking funny you briefly forget the knife.

sort of pulpy comic cover entitled "shocking tales of worm suicide" with a man and woman in a mineshaft shocked to discover a large worm. woman says "the worm!", man cries "it's the worm!!" and the worm naturally replies "i'm the worm!!!"

live view of the department of health and human services

now this is the cyberpunk dystopia i signed up for

I live in the more frozen part of Canada and my dogs absolutely blame me for the weather. Thankfully they're quick to forgive.

A perpetual mistake people make is thinking that the right are stupid. Slashing the arts isn't from ignorance, it's about power. Without that literacy cultural heroes are retrofitted as conservatives and villains as woke socialists. No matter what anyone actually did or stood for.

I was writing the chorus! They belong together like regret and haircuts

A way-hey poor fucking Dave
Went for a trim and got a bad fade
Gimme ho-jack he's not coming back
Tipped the bloke anyways what a sad twat

Write me a dirge

Just a deafening rack.

Just got a haircut too tragic for words. Fetch me a poet.

THE POLITICS OF FAILURE HAVE FAILED. WE NEED TO MAKE THEM WORK AGAIN.

Whomever gets kicked out of his inner circle first is gonna be replaced by a guy in full Rhodesian military gear.

the dog house on fire with an i voted sticker saying “they can’t do this it’s illegal”

Absolutely! Learn the lyrics to like, one Tragically Hip song or become a Quebecois nationalist. If you pick one of those lanes you're set.

Wait until you see what she does to humans.

Some soak their socks when they don't drain out the shower head.

Good! Our goofy spouses can have lil things to get cranky at. Part of the charm.

Hey it's our flaws that make us beautiful.

CALL THEM NAMES