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Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him

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17.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Tumbler Ridge newspaper puts it better than I could

17.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

VOte BLuE nO mattER how much they fuck you over

17.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The state of U.S.-Canada relations aside (clearly the driving factor here), it is pretty abhorrent to see an otherwise liberal democratic leader flirting this hard with China, especially just days after they threw Jimmy Lai in prison.
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Mark Carney

The state of U.S.-Canada relations aside (clearly the driving factor here), it is pretty abhorrent to see an otherwise liberal democratic leader flirting this hard with China, especially just days after they threw Jimmy Lai in prison. Quote Mark Carney

A throughline for so much of the American political commentariat, from left to right, is the utter and total incomprehension that American actions have consequences.

17.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 435    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the reasons that transphobia gets so intense is that "social transition", a term which is often treated as a joke or a bandaid for meds, is actually really important
it is about (literally not in an uwu way) making space for people outside of what what We treat as "a man or a woman" 1/

16.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Incredible commentary from this Swiss announcer, who accurately characterizes the Israeli team as "Self-defined zionist to the core...who posted several messages in favour of the genocide in Gaza...calling it β€˜the most morally just war in history.’”

Solidarity to a real one.

16.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 430    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY SCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was in Bobcaygeon
I saw the constellations
Reveal themselves one star at a time

17.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They really were made for each other

17.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ANNNNNNNND

That's how you reward shitty politicans

By re-electing them

Great plan, stan.

16.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache wearing a shirt and tie is dancing ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a shirt and tie is dancing
16.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

16.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7004    πŸ” 1543    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 53

Where's the syphilis he infected his daughters with??

16.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

16.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1333    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

I still feel guilt that I did that to you.

16.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The sun setting next to the Dartmouth smoke stacks

The sun setting next to the Dartmouth smoke stacks

Man! The sunsets have been spectacular the last few days!

16.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Btw Nova Scotia is CHOCKFUL of awesome trans folks

16.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#QuebecGamesCelebration from @IndieAsylumMTL and @LaGuildeQuebec starts TODAY at 1PM ET / 10AM PT... and we are here to celebrate alongside 300+ games from QC with 70% OFF Eternal Strands on Steam! πŸŽ‰

Where is the poutine emoji when you need it?! #QGC2026 😁

16.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

Insanity sucks man. Get some help

16.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bet she lives in Canada

16.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Western Digital is already sold out of hard drives for all of 2026 β€” chief says some long-term agreements for 2027 and 2028 already in place Will HDDs follow RAM and SSDs when it comes to price increases?

sold out

www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...

16.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I’ve been buying old albums of people’s personal photos and putting them in a box labelled β€˜My real family’

I’ve sealed and hid in the basement so when I die my kids can think I was a cool spy or family disgrace.

16.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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UK bank bosses plan to set up Visa and Mastercard alternative amid Trump fears Exclusive: First meeting to be held over domestic payments system aimed at reducing reliance on US networks

UK bank bosses will hold their first meeting to establish a national alternative to Visa and Mastercard, amid growing fears over Donald Trump’s ability to turn off US-owned payment systems. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

16.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Just called, got voice mail

16.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spoke to my dems. This weekend. Boy are emotions running high
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Steve Bannon
Going to blow him up right out of the box-- WH has zero plan to punch back-- Fort
Apache with no cavalry enroute
11:14:37 pm
And no soldiers in the fort. He is really borderline. Not sure what he may do.
11:18:35 pm
Steve Bannon
I think it's beyond borderline - 25 amendment
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2019/01/01
Sent an attachment
Filename: IMG_5931.mov
Path: IMG_5931.mov
Size: 6 MB
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Steve wynn. Wants an intervention
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It won't work. He respects no one at the moment.
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SB SB Spoke to my dems. This weekend. Boy are emotions running high 11:11:10 pm Steve Bannon Going to blow him up right out of the box-- WH has zero plan to punch back-- Fort Apache with no cavalry enroute 11:14:37 pm And no soldiers in the fort. He is really borderline. Not sure what he may do. 11:18:35 pm Steve Bannon I think it's beyond borderline - 25 amendment 11:42:29 pm 2019/01/01 Sent an attachment Filename: IMG_5931.mov Path: IMG_5931.mov Size: 6 MB Type: video/quicktime 12:30:46 pm Steve wynn. Wants an intervention 01:14:56 pm It won't work. He respects no one at the moment. 01:15:24 pm EFTA01615546

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SB
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Steve Bannon
"She has a way about her!...!!
01:17:31 pm
Saving the world in my view
01:17:51 pm
Steve Bannon
Then we really need an intervention
01:18:18 pm
EFTA01615547
Would just increase his paranoia
01:18:40 pm
Very dangerious
01:19:45 pm
He needs a bigger bully than himself. This is what you have to do .!! Don't ask his advice. Once you do that, he thinks you're a dope
01:20:50 pm
Once you treat him with respect he thinks youre a dope
01:21:20 pm
And immediately loses respect for you
01:21:46 pm
Thats why he listens to Ivanka. She knows he is a dumbfuck
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But is on his side
01:25:27 pm
Mulvaney is as close to the nonexistent cos you predicted.. someone on his side that has disdain for him. Can turn it
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Barrack is too much of a suck up. I think Reid Weingarten could help him..
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Steve Bannon
Would Reid even take this on???
01:30:45 pm
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SB SB SB Steve Bannon "She has a way about her!...!! 01:17:31 pm Saving the world in my view 01:17:51 pm Steve Bannon Then we really need an intervention 01:18:18 pm EFTA01615547 Would just increase his paranoia 01:18:40 pm Very dangerious 01:19:45 pm He needs a bigger bully than himself. This is what you have to do .!! Don't ask his advice. Once you do that, he thinks you're a dope 01:20:50 pm Once you treat him with respect he thinks youre a dope 01:21:20 pm And immediately loses respect for you 01:21:46 pm Thats why he listens to Ivanka. She knows he is a dumbfuck 01:25:18 pm But is on his side 01:25:27 pm Mulvaney is as close to the nonexistent cos you predicted.. someone on his side that has disdain for him. Can turn it 01:26:26 pm Barrack is too much of a suck up. I think Reid Weingarten could help him.. 01:30:23 pm Steve Bannon Would Reid even take this on??? 01:30:45 pm EFTA01615548

Steve Bannon talked about invoking the 25th Amendment with Jeffrey Epstein.

The conversation happened over New Year’s in 2018/2019 and included talk about how Madeleine Westerhout, the director of Oval Office ops, was β€œsaving the world” by giving Trump oral sex.

(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)

16.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 60
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GOLD FOR CANADA πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

MEGAN OLDHAM HAS DONE IT

Canada's Megan Oldham wins gold in Women's Big Air. It’s her second medal of the Games and Canada’s second gold medal of the Games.

16.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

Real fucking brain trust operating in this thread. lolol

16.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, I gotta have a source on this lie, champ

16.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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