Billy Domineau 🇵🇸

President Trump, Mayor-Elect Mamdani to co-host holiday cabaret at The Duplex

excited neighbor kid from The Incredibles watching me jack off into my mouth

“You’re abusing with The Abusing Crooner, baby!”

Schumercore

California PSA: when you see a luxury car with Montana plates, that’s a CA resident who illegally registered out of state to avoid paying $10k+ in taxes and DMV fees. On the highest-end sports cars or an AMG Mercedes, it’s equivalent to a teacher’s salary. Definitely don’t vandalize these cars.

U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”

Will allow them to recruit so many more cops’ trucks

John Wick sits in a chair surrounded by goons who wish him ill. John’s face is green and he’s got a witch’s hat on his head. Caption: Yeah, I’m thinking I’ll try defying gravity.

Did I ever post this here

“The tests came back - you have cancer.”

“100 PERCENT DISAGREE!”

Larry Summers’ staff gave him 3 options for 2009 stimulus plans: roughly $800b, $1.2t, and $1.8t. Larry just didn’t like the idea of saying “trillion” so he only showed Obama the $800b and a nonsense $600b he basically invented. The Great Recession then tailed on for 2 years longer than necessary.

Oh sweet jesus the pope is anti-shortform

Just realized that this Pope is the first ever pope who has maybe seen a Harold. very curséd

I’m sorry but this stuff matters. I saw an early 2000s TV in a mid-90s movie recently and I was done - I was fucking done.

Cory Booker look like someone didn’t just ask you what’s your favorite flavor donut to masturbate with Challenge

Prostate Milking Has Entered The 21st Century

worried I’m having an emotional affair with the guy who jacks me off on the bus

No see we gotta let tech companies buy each other. Thats how things get better. Google bought YouTube. That’s why when you click on a YouTube link in Google the YouTube app will open but it won’t take you to the video.

Larry Summers? The Social Network character?

Not like him. Dude loves surfing the web!

Hey Larry Summers what’s up man? You haven’t texted me back today are you busy?

This Mike Myers movie sucks

but believe me I have googled it before and the TLDR is it’s $100 to become shockingly dehydrated for a day and a half

Yeah I mean screenshotting is definitely not deleting

okay but it must have felt pretty cool to email GMax

PARENTS: Is the TV industry improving?

MY INSTA FEED:

Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested

Daughter: (waking) Daddy?
Father: Hey Princess. Your wish came true. Senate republicans will be on record voting against the ACA.

I’m not comfortable with the idea of a Christmas McRib

Democrats love to negotiate from “we get kicked in the balls” to “we get kicked in the balls with our choice of lighting”

kill me fucking kill me fucking kill me