Billy Domineau 🇵🇸

Hell yeah. The sex numeral.

Someone please let my queen piss! She has not pissed all day because she cannot find a safe clean women’s bathroom that verifies the genitals and immigration status of all users! This woman is about to drown in her piss!!!

hey do you guys do refills on large milkshakes?

The Atlantic spies John Fetterman across the bar

“I’ll have what he’s having.”

Of course you have… Tom. Of Finland. A lot of people don’t know where that is, but it’s a place, and we’ll be looking into it. Tom, one of the best - you know, Tom, they’d say to Tom, “When you’re doing the leather daddies, could you make the bulge a little less?” But he couldn’t. He couldn’t do it.

US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’ Usual supporters of free speech are under fire for signing on to Riyadh festival despite the government’s human rights abuses

Seth Simons with a great rundown of the comedians who’ve named their price to abandon moral obligation. So excited for the LIV Comedy Tour!

Trending… on the McDonald’s app?

Bingo is the name of the farmer. The dog is Bingo’s dog.

Hey man I can’t make the Hegseth meeting let me know if he executes you

I have talked this gay through so many breakups

4 panel comic Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face. Agent: STOP Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm Agent: BEING Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester Agent: POLITICALLY Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head Agent: VIOLENT

Still waiting to hear back on Riyadh Fringe

asking ChatGPT for help insulting my wife

Yeah man, come to my island! It’s in the Caribbean and there’s no one to enforce laws!

If Deez Nuts Could Talk

I’ll be honest I do want transgender for everybody

If you have a car you have a billboard

What can I say? I’m a big believer in car-based activism.

Young Sebulba

Mark Zuckerberg is the human embodiment of how the perpetual growth model of investor capitalism turns the vast majority of once innovative companies into slop, bloat, and ultimately corporate failure.

If you’re just learning five is way too many

conservatives preaching “hate the writing, love the bullet”

But Lucille mistook the drowsy eye autism warning for a winking eye autism suggestion

writing “anti-eye contact” on a Tylenol

restarting Disney+ to watch the new season of Girthmaster

I can’t stop people from making huge dumb mistakes

a guy asks to be called Ishmael and then a boatful of guys spend 800 pages not saying his name

serve me Fishmael (this sucks)

Just gonna start writing my likes and dislikes on bullets. “anti-iMessage.” “pro-stew.”

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)