Billy Domineau 🇵🇸

hell yeah today is my 67th court supervised visit

Zootopia 2 is bad but at least you learn a lot about transparent theme park integration

a @joshgondelman.bsky.social like will always pop up where you least expect it and most need it

when the Pillsbury snowman cookies come out al dente

Showing the family my “top AI beheadings 2025” YouTube playlist

inscribing ANTI-ICE inside my turkey

game ad where Trump tries to release the Epstein files but pours lava on himself

punching my tv whenever someone on Antiques Roadshow talks over the appraiser

listening to Australian holiday songs about how it’s too hot to fuck on Christmas Day

I mean yeah, I’ve definitely given one on Christmas before

The Summer I Started Vaping A Little, Just When I Was Stressed Or Had A Ton Of Work

hey girl come on over. We can read the latest UN climate report and watch Adolescence

LE-O GOR-CEY CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

I haven’t seen any episodes, but the few tiny details I have heard about this show already make it the funniest show I have ever seen

Counting down/cheering as the McDonald’s menu changes from breakfast to lunch like its New Years Eve

jay leno respond to my headlines submissions you FUCK

“But I don’t want to ever buy another computer after this one.”

Hobby Lobby lets you steal any item that isn’t explicitly mentioned in the bible

Olivia Nuzzi interviewing and falling in love with a guy who grew a giant pumpkin

using AI as intended (making videos of present day Bruce Willis reading the names of 9/11 victims)

I will do it - I will transvestigate Matt Lauer

President Trump, Mayor-Elect Mamdani to co-host holiday cabaret at The Duplex

excited neighbor kid from The Incredibles watching me jack off into my mouth

“You’re abusing with The Abusing Crooner, baby!”

Schumercore

California PSA: when you see a luxury car with Montana plates, that’s a CA resident who illegally registered out of state to avoid paying $10k+ in taxes and DMV fees. On the highest-end sports cars or an AMG Mercedes, it’s equivalent to a teacher’s salary. Definitely don’t vandalize these cars.

U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”

Will allow them to recruit so many more cops’ trucks

John Wick sits in a chair surrounded by goons who wish him ill. John’s face is green and he’s got a witch’s hat on his head. Caption: Yeah, I’m thinking I’ll try defying gravity.

Did I ever post this here

“The tests came back - you have cancer.”

“100 PERCENT DISAGREE!”