Ducky 🐥

oh my god please be fucking kidding not Catherine O’Hara

did you know if you vote republican it makes you have hair loss

If you don’t want to live in a diverse America maybe you just shouldn’t live. Similarly if you still support ice.

Greenland. Another perfect example of trump not stopping when someone says NO! Very befitting for a rapist pedophile.

bari weiss is a cunt

and i’m flushing the dude wipe every time

Anyone else think Hondas reintroduction of the Prelude is a rather odd strategic decision? I can’t help but think that if Honda is planning on barely breaking even with a new US hybrid it should’ve brought back the Fit. That was truly the spirit of the Honda brand, affordable, practical, reliable.

you discontinued the highest rated tire for my car? We’re descending into fascism with incredible inequality and decreasing quality of life and you discontinued the tire. Really.

there could be 99 people in a room and if one farts you all farted

I really hope Charlie Kirk’s wife is treated better than Charlie Kirk believed in treating single mothers. Genuinely.

i just know the VW beetle is on its way back eventually because there’s a whole new generation of divas who never got their shot

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social Jon, I know there’s quite a bit of hesitation in terms of running for president. The presidency sucks. Yet I can’t imagine America surviving without displaying the complete incompetence and ridiculousness of the current system. America may needs you. Please.

labubu this, dubai chocolate that, how about yall go to la voting bubuth and dubai a pen to fill out a job application

so i have it on record: trump’s alleged “peace deal” between the us, israel, and iran is just a ruse in order to pin “aggression” on iran for “re starting” the conflict when we and israel were the aggressors. This is how he’s going to justify more conflict.

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered WASHINGTON—After being confronted about social media posts that blamed the shootings of two Minnesota lawmakers on the far left, Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) stressed Tuesday that he would have said the same ...

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered

Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch

Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch

again, everyone know Hamas are terrorists. But for example, if there was one terrorist in Miami, should we cut off food supply, bomb hotels and kill everyone in Miami? No. So why are you saying it’s okay to murder non hamas innocent Palestinians. Israel doesnt make the distinction of innocent v not.

Nobody has argued hamas is a good organization. Israel targets any civilian, child, family, hospital, food supply, etc. regardless of if it’s hamas affiliated. The global community has come to the conclusion that they are in fact committing genocide and acts of extermination. So shut up basically.

crazy how you think families should starve and die because israel wants to provoke war

the next pandemic is gonna come from one of yall who keeps using antibacterial soap instead of just washing germs away

MAHA!!!!

even my obligation to not talk about politics at work cannot stop me from bringing up how badly i hate scott walker

i’ll be having a horrible day and then remember some of yall are 19 with a DUI. Things could be worse 😇

when yall imitate someone’s accent its disrespectful but when I do it it’s just biomimicry bc i’m different

I have a theory. Walz 2028 and AOC will be the democratic party leader. Seems viable, I don’t think AOC would run for president quite yet, seems she’s still wanting to keep up with the good ruckus in congress.

some of you are nottt washing your eyelids in the shower. Please stop showing off those buttered rolls

Our tax dollars were spent on bombs that destroyed every university in Gaza.

Meanwhile, working class Americans graduate college with debt.

How about our tax dollars fund our education system instead of death and destruction?

We can have better.

tell me more 🫦

can someone answer that if Trump doesn’t have the authority to do something why his orders are being followed? Like, If he’s not your boss, and congress is, why are you listening to trump about how to perform your duties?