Jordi

Is there going to be a warehouse full of these Southwest boarding group indicator obelisks now that they’re going to have assigned seating?

Will they be repurposed as movie props? Bathroom stall dividers?

Ford Nucleon?

Voltmeter goes to 9k volts??

So much stuff

Binary digit sorter. They have to be in *just* the right order.

What in the reorg

“Sometimes I sit on the patio, or maybe use the grill”

Savagery

The network is not reliable? Jeez. At least the bandwidth is infinite.

I lost my car at microsoft so many times

I’ve been trying to figure out if this is significantly different in nature if not in quantity to the extraneous code that compilers generate.

I know that the AI garbage is more visible to us, no doubt, but isn’t it just another form of inefficiency that we’ll learn to tolerate?

What is the intrinsic value of gold?

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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

Just own it man sheesh

I'm a little late on World AIDS Day, but in honor, let's get a rousing chorus of FUCK REAGAN

Hear me out: a Home Alone remake, with the adult actors in the kid roles, same dialogue, but they don’t even try to change their adult voices at all.

Has not been my experience with a 16 pro, thankfully! I’ll probably turn it off anyway, because it’s not been that helpful.

It has been •funny• though, but when it ceases to, it’s gone.

You keep such a tidy house!

Heh, no it’s a thing that twitter used to call that, because it happened when celebrities posted.

The Justin Bieber problem?

Oh man. You guys have alternate heating?

Sauce? I believe it, but you know. JIC