Tony Thee Tescadero

Tonight's Twilight Zone episode, "Walking Distance"

Arby's got steak nuggets. Hold all my calls.

See, conservatives nowadays aren't the Archie Bunkers of the past. These jackasses are the kind of idiots that side how they side,but know all of V's lines in "V for Vendetta"

I am a Hinge celebrity.

10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, no hot takes, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies #filmchallenge Day 10:

10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, no hot takes, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies #filmchallenge Day 9:

10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, no hot takes, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies Day 7:

10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, no hot takes, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies Day 5:

10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #film #movies Day 4:

10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #movies #film #filmchallenge Day 2:

10 day movie challenge: I post just an image, no explanation, from 10 movies that had an impact on me. 10 movies, 10 images, no explanations. #movies #film #filmchallenge

Day 1:

I don't know man... maybe like... my soulmate died already. lol. idk.

After all these years we finally learn it was The Entity in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase.
#missionimpossible

When Jesus said, "how about avert your eyes to avoid lust" instead of immediately agreeing, I should've kept reading to the part where he also said, "if that don''t work tell them hoes to not dress like hoes"

How dumb do you feel sneaking to go through my phone just to see women rejecting me?

Orioles spanked Canada ass tonight. Like they was hitting off a tee

My cousin once asked me who my heroes were.
I said, "Peter Parker... Steve Rogers... Zack Fair..."
He interrupted me, "aye aye, real people"
But my retort was "real people can disappoint you"

...and now he wants the street changed.

I totally get it.
If you teach kids about diversity, sexuality, gay rights, etc. it'll make the kids gay.
Just like kids learning about a strictly white American history have clearly become closet racists, selective Bible thumpers and short sighted bigots.

The chemistry between Amber Ruffing and honorary black woman, Michael Ian Black is top tier.
I miss the show, cannot wait for it to return, and as a proud 80/90s kid, one- the MIB is mad underated... And two- WHY are we just now getting these two together?

youtu.be/AqtPlB-2oH8?...

elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

This that shit that y'all wanted.
This shit sounds like GOD don't it?

Some erections have consequences

I guess what pisses me off the most about "From" and the dorks defending it is how blatantly the show wants to be "Wayward Pines"

It fails in every aspect though.

A rug would really tie the room together.

Just wanted to say the likely new Secretary of Education for the United States has a long career in education.

LOOK AT ALL THESE SLAVE MASTERS POSING ON YOUR DOLLARS

What's the difference between an art thief and someone that takes pictures?

If I tell you to go fuck yourself, please don't masturbate in my bathroom.