Damion Meyer

Trying to decide if this makes Lil Jon's Get Low more or less confusing

I'm amused by people who need constant distraction because they're afraid to be alone with their thoughts.

My thoughts are afraid to be alone with me

The Wild Robot on Netflix had absolutely NO RIGHT to fucking destroy me like that

I was thinking of visiting the border of Spain and France, but I'll have to do it when it's overcast, as I'm kind of pale. No basqueing in the sun for me

Let the heads fall where they may. That's the saying, right?

For the people who've watched tonight's Foundation:

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It's definitely Magnifico, right?

Predators hunt where the prey is weakest

I'd hope that to be the case, but people still buy Adidas shoes and Chanel perfume

Yeah, it was absolutely shut down. It's definitely not still working. At all

Each media source has a specific set of audience members, and they want different things. He delivers what each wants in their own way and profits twice. Not that deep.

That Venn diagram is a circle

Just found out that Kmart is super popular in Australia and actually bought out Target there, and I don't even know what to feel

"Are you wearing the same pair of cargo shorts for the fifth day in a row?"

I'll have you know when I find something that fits and that I like, I buy multiple of it to be more efficient.

Also, yes.

WHY ARE YOU STUNNED? HE BASICALLY SAID THIS WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG

Mentioned this one 5 or 6 months ago. Scary fucking parallels

Professional baby food taste tester

There's a GI Joe cartoon episode two parter called "There's no place like Springfield" which riffs on this in a really cool way.

If anyone ever needs a professional balloon artist for a party, I'm available. But I can only make snakes.

How was Hermione so experienced in magic before ever going to Hogwarts if:

1. Underage magic is not allowed outside of school

2. She was muggle-born, so she would have no reason to even have contact with magic until getting her acceptance letter

Rewatching Fringe and I just can't understand why, in a world in which doppelgangers exist, they wouldn't have safeguards against being surreptitiously replaced. Simple challenge-response habits would have prevented a lot of season 3 from even happening.

Really don't want to be the old guy here and "back in my day" this shit, but when the hell did regular size candy bars start costing 2 bucks a piece? The store has a sale for 4 for $5, like that's an incredible deal or something. MF, we used to get sales of 4 for a dollar. I'm 44 btw

Breaking 007 news: DENIS VILLENEUVE TO DIRECT THE NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE FOR AMAZON MGM. Villeneuve will also serve as executive producer, alongside partner Tanya Lapointe.

Just ignore the military, in which the vast majority of noncommissioned officers are in their late 20s or early 30s

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

Meet the Robinsons is sooooo good. Titan AE, too

That implies they don't still have the hoods hanging in their closets

Amazing book. Love the world building he does in it

Read my new novel "Faces, and the Leopards Who Love Them" today!

Ben Shapiro agrees with you