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Imperial officer: "Your sad devotion to that ancient religion--"

Vader: "Motherfucker, the Jedi were in partial control of the whole galaxy TWENTY YEARS AGO. You're like 40? So the people practicing this 'ancient religion' were still around for literally HALF YOUR LIFE."

I hate the phrase "encouragement sandwich" and other phrases using "_____ sandwich" in the same way, because they all treat the _____ as the bread, when a real sandwich is about what's in the middle. You don't call a piece of baloney between two pieces of bread a bread sandwich, do you?

Oh, so the rapture is supposed to happen today, I guess? Honestly, I hope it does. Maybe some really annoying people could get sucked up into the sky

What is you don't HAVE to say it, but you say it anyway?

Andy Dwyer from Parks and Recreation saying "I don't know what 'rich' means when it comes to food and at this point I'm too afraid to ask"

It me

No, just no. Bad AI! Very bad AI!

He looks like a brown Tim Robinson with less humorous attributes

I loved the little production design details, like the Weyland Yutani beer cans that I just never noticed on the small screen. They never say the name of "the company" out loud in the first movie, but it was already there

I swear Michael Keaton says it like that in Mr. Mom

At least when it inevitably changes back in three years, we'll still have all the old stuff in storage

Joseph McNeil was one of four students who staged a sit-in at a segregated Woolworth’s lunch counter in Greensboro, North Carolina, in 1960. They ignited one of the U.S. most consequential student protest movements. From left, Joseph McNeil, Franklin McCain, Billy Smith and Clarence Henderson.

If you see this, QTP with a title screen that's iconic to you!

Lies? Kennedy?

It wasn't the use in AI training that got them the money, it was the piracy

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That moment you think you have an actual unique story idea, but you can't ask anyone if they've heard of similar stories for fear they'll steal your idea

Remember when old TVs and CRT monitors had that high pitched whine when they were turned on? I could tell a TV was on from the next room with the sound muted

Remember when you could dial your own phone number from your landline phone and hang up, and then it would ring, and two people who picked up the phone at the same time could talk to each other?

Just remember it's spelled exactly like colander but with a different beginning, middle, and end. Easy.

I thought shame was beaten out of them in law school

“Old people don’t count” cool campaign slogan bro

I wish more vets would be done with it, but so many seem to always be voting against their own interests

Naziferatu is big mad

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A student told me he needs to be absent from a class to attend an Air National Guard "super drill." I wondered what makes it a super drill and it turns out it's any drill that is longer than 2 days. Me, who never had a regular Army National Guard drill last fewer than 3:

Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.

What if it was someone intentionally misbehaving who "forgot" literally every rule of secrecy?

He's great at social media even if he's not actually a great governor

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I'd try and give you an answer, but my math skills are dependent on getting more than 6 hours of sleep a night

I asked my three year old what he wants to be when he grows up, and he said "Batman." So I cancelled our movie tickets for tonight.