dan

everything is terrible all the time

bored need jacked oomfs feet on my face

😍

i’ll kill u

this is gonna make a lot of you mad, but this is peak male form

thank you for your service

plugging up your asshole to your friends is fun and healthy. Don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise!

i’m telling people to kill themselves on Twitter over Oscar nominations we are so back

i cannot stop looking at this

and oscar nomination for best fat caged pig goes to…. dan gaytonysoprano for his role as…. faggot

The homosexual urge to blame Grimes for everything

Jay Kelly

i’ll take one for the team the boyz tootsies will never go cold

🥲🥲🥲🥲

fat ass and excellent movie taste? yep! a keeper!

nobody gaf but my taste so good i had to ride it

materialists is so rewatchable ugh this perfect movie

using a private instagram yippie! instagram.com/gaytonysopranos

look at the little recovery suit i got for her spaying 😭😭😭

PT taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror

thinking about popcorn

Chad powers kind of rocks Glen Powell you are loved

who wants to get me a gape keeper plug for valentine’s day 👉👈

beat my hole up to a hot dude tgif

i need dick idgaf

loved hamnet but i need rose byrne to take the oscar

idk what it says about me but i thought pillion could’ve been more explicit

easy now….

the mass psychosis around sinners needs to be studied because the tonal shifts, poor pacing and marvel esq dialogue (+ end credit scene lmao) are just…. not good