👑Queen Vika 🖤💖

the in-flight entertainment options have taught me that there are at least two films that i will watch an unlimited number of times, no matter how many times i’ve seen them.

(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)

we out here

i am 34 years old and it has literally taken me until today to get a definitive 100% answer, but it’s finally here.

i have ADHD.

*here* for Gwendoline Christie as The Voice tho!

okay so i am a Civilization Girlie™️ bc that’s a requirement in my family… and its launch night (early access) and its letting me play an hour early, which i love.

Yes love

every time someone calls my restaurant on the phone to find out what our hours are, i wonder if they also call the movie theaters still to find out movie times.

i stand on business and pancakes.

a man wearing a blue shirt with slice written on it Alt: a man wearing a blue shirt dropping a ball

bruh this Cowboys Texans game is wild. everybody dropping the ball!

@vikachu.bsky.social just referred to tongues as “mouth scallops” and I’ve never been more upset.

Documenting that time @searingunicorn.bsky.social let us have pizza for breakfast [this morning].

my tables all want to be left alone today, and honestly same.

hey friends i’m back!

opened package of vanilla dunkaroos on black bar mats with caption “breakfast of champions”

Dunkaroos. breakfast of champions.

pov i’ve been playing my switch today instead of my xbox:

“i cant believe i have to turn down my tv with the app on my phone like a peasant. 🤦🏽‍♀️”

i very briefly returned to the broken husk that we used to call twitter bc my wife showed me something on there & my god it is a dumpster fiiiiire. no thanks. byeeeeeee.

29 minutes into my first shift of the week & someone’s already on their bullshit.

it’s too early for this.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire poster (2001)

Brandy has never seen Atlantis: The Lost Empire so that’s happening right now!

we had a blast at the Dark Arts market, loving my new caffeine dispenser!

me to my wife: “if ever you offer me weed & i say no, unalive that thing, cuz she ain’t me.”

my wife: “you’ve definitely turned it down before.”

me: “i do not recall this happening ever, so this proves my point.”

quote @searingunicorn.bsky.social: “my job is not beach.”

why on earth would i go to the beach after it’s been rained on all morning?

no damp sand for me, thanks.

skull stash jar outside

skull stash jar inside

i love him okay 💀💖🖤🌳