Dorothy Snarker

Today’s letter is “F” for fuck this fucking administration. 💔

When I first I saw Sydney Sweeney I thought, “That is someone who definitely would have bullied me in high school” and I stand by that snap judgement.
#NaziJeans #AmericanEagle

He is the No. 1 show on late night and growing. So yes.

Just normal stuff you write to your pedophile/sex trafficker bestie on his bday card! Normal! Totally NORMAL. 🤢

Well, that’s enough dystopian hellscape for me today. If I yeet my phone into the sun will it stop?

Every breaking news alert these days is an act of political violence.

Well, this feels relevant. Happy day off, I guess.

All this destruction so that billionaires who don’t need a tax cut can get a tax cut. America, you in danger, girl.

No one tells you about the intense adult satisfaction that comes with descaling your coffee machine.

I bought myself two bags of chips this weekend as a treat because haha what if we start a war in the Middle East again! Clearly, I should have bought THREE bags of chips. Minimum.

It’s important to note that the Trevor Project is NOT going away. You can still call or text their 24/7 hotlines at 866-488-7386 or 678-678 (text START). Stay safe. Care for one another.

Trans kids and other queer people will die because of these decisions. But then that's always the point with this administration -- the cruelty.

I mean it was a double shock for sure.

None of my friends watch Food Network as much as I do so I came here to say omfg not Anne!

Also, she had a husband?

But mostly, oh no, Anne! RIP.

Today truly has been this meme’s moment to shine.

I was today years old when I realized Tate McRae and Addison Rae were two different people. They’re different people, right?

Happy Pride Month, bitches.

Um, an American pope? In this economy?

A True Star I was just old enough to remember the historic moment that Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. It was the definition of in...

Check out the trailer for the new Sally Ride doc, coming out (appropriately) during Pride Month.

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Jill Sobule, “I Kissed a Girl” and “Supermodel” Singer, Dies at 66 She "was a force of nature and human rights advocate whose music is woven into our culture.”

Oh no. This is truly sad. She sang the I Kissed a Girl I actually liked. RIP, Jill.
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Female rage is being in perimenopause but still needing tampons and Tampax deciding to make the large and small sizes indistinguishable at a glance in favor of cutesy matching designs and colors. Flames. On the side of my face.

Cleaning up my bookshelf and found some trash I had forgotten about. Buh-bye, conspiracy theorist nutter!

Fruit of Meryl’s Loom Um, did you know Meryl Streep has a hot masc queer daughter? Did you know her hot masc daughter did a super hot ad campaign for some underwe...

Hey, did you know Meryl Streep has a hot masc queer daughter? The world is on fire, but at least we can behold Louisa Jacobson. Respectfully. I said respectfully! Ahem.

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All these years. No idea it was Walton. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Small point of pride about my level of attention to straight white men, but I seriously through it was “Walter” Goggins until this season of the White Lotus. #Justice4Chelsea

Whoa. But really whoa. I actually feel a little bad for Demi. #Oscars

Somehow there’s still an hour and a half left of this thing, folks. Hope your snacks are good. #Oscars

Queer women and bows at the Oscars. Discuss. #Oscars

Did you know Imagine Me & You turns 20 this year? Wonder what everyone is up to? Well, I know. So now you do too.
Also, if you saw this movie in the theaters, be sure to book your annual mammogram.
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What cursed Mad Libs was used to pair celebrities for all these Super Bowl ads? Greta Gerwig & Matthew McConaughey? Catherine O'Hara & Willem Dafoe? Aubrey Plaza & Michael Shannon? The only one that made any sense was Seal as a, well, seal. #latestagecapitalism