give me Guinness and give me death

These are glue-ons! Just for halloweens !

I'm so glad you got it!

went to scratch my nose and nearly performed a transorbital lobotomy, they cute tho

guess my costume

how do people without cats even manage to poop unaccompanied??

hallowed be thy weeeeeen

Gemini, ISFP, 7w6

Another word I dislike for quality of sound and mouthfeel: "microfiche"

I did that today! It was a real time

i frew up

It's finally happening, for the first time in 15+ years of living in Massachusetts, I'm going to spend actual Halloween day in Salem! Excited to replace our blood with espresso martinis and get into mischiefs with @seanoneall.bsky.social

if you see a nice sunrise or sunset today, show me it

I'm 39 years old and never used a ouija board, who wants to play with me

ahhhhhhh she's the cutest!!

ew I accidentally opened linkedin

I'm related to Johnny Appleseed and yet allergic to apples

listen I am crying my best

I think midwest emo is just a genre of sound / vibes, you could totally be a California emo

Nice

HARD agree

I think you will enjoy my Halloween look this year

Bless you! This appears to be working

and jealous because my hair is not silvering as fast as I desire...faking it until I make it

I am flattered to be mistaken for this baddie!

Yeah...there really needs to be some in between for "no ethical consumption under capitalism" and "funding genocide because you bought an iced cream"

Did you have any trouble transferring your library from Spotify? This is my third attempt and I'm wondering if I need to try in the wee hours of the morning or some such

Sounds like this is the move!

I just saw this, what are we supposed to doooo

If I went on a 7 hour bus ride at my age I would get multiple blot clots, dislocate my hips, catch an airborne respiratory infection, my butt would fall off, my

tell us what you end up doing!